Jump outta bed, and I head for the grapenuts, Eat ’em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks, Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt, Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt. In the fridge there’s a faygo, it tastes ill, Cuz it’s fatter […]
(chorus:) How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? (end chorus) (chorus) How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you? Now what the fuck does that do? Ya feel […]
"Pumpkin, put some music on, I feel like dancin’." "Hold on, suga, I’m fixin’ to right now 3,6,4 awright, now come over here, woman, let’s get this shindig started, woo! C’mon, everybody! Now what in the hell is wrong with this juke machine?" "Be warned, my children six will visit […]
Ahhh! They did it! Woo! We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken ass to snack on, bitch! So here, start wit’ a slice of this fresh piggy pie, mother fuka! The first little piggy, his house is made of wood, He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood. […]
serial saughterin’ Stranglers, Jugglin’ Jugglin’ Juggalas, folded, fat floppy titty freaks IC fuckin’ P’s in the Haugh!(woo woo!) Abracadabra, boom shaka day, I’m Violent J, and I’m back like a vertebrae. And I come with a hat full of tricks, Trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks. Ha […]
The beast lives, out of the raging storm, in the dead of night.The ravenous, blood sick creature,searches for it’s sacrifice.Through the hideous darkness, it lurches.Driven by death itself.Only the satisfaction of slaughter willcause it to return to the darkness from which it came.*chorus*Boys and girls, it’s nighty night time.Happy J […]
VOICE OF HOST: LETS MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE hes a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets see if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, whats your question for Number 1? Sharon: Number 1, i belive first impressions last forever if u were to […]
"Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me." "Give God the first portion of your income." "Give it first! Not after the deducts. Not after the social security, and the hospitalization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these things on ya check, ya say ‘I’m a […]
(Chorus:) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha Ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha Ha ha) (end chorus) (Chorus) Come one, come all, and witness magic! I introduce to you an […]
"Hey there, do ya like excitment?" "Yeah." "Do ya like suspense?" "Uh huh." "Do you like Nel Carter?" "Tst no." "Good, cuz you won’t find her here, this is the house of horrors. And for you it’s absolutely free, step right in." " thanks." "Say no more stupid ass, your […]
"This one goes out to the ninjas that’s been down since Carnival of Carnage. Naw, fuck that. Since Dog Beats. Naw fuck that, since Basement Cuts, mothafucka!" How long will the juggalos be down wit’ me? How long till they forget me? Check it out, What if I grew another […]
Ticket please, thanks, walk through the doors, Into the Halls of Illusion and visit yours, To see what could’ve, and should’ve, and would’ve been real, But you had to fuck up the whole deal. Let’s take a walk down the hallway, It’s a long way, it takes all day, And […]
(vocal ad lib) Voodoo, runnin’ from my magic. (chorus:) Ray kay shay, Shooga booga ba, Southwest Voodoo’s in the haugh! Wicked voodoo doped up killa! Magic, dark magic, yo. (end chorus) Met this kid named Louie Lou, He thought he could fuck with this voodoo. So I turned his head […]
"Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the imagination? No builder on earth can concieve any structure to compare to the mansions above. Won’t that be something when you go to live in your own mansion? There’ll be no concern about paying for it, it’s already […]
