Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.Man:Kia karon, khushi k marekuch samajh nahin aa raha
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
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Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.
Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.Aalas tumhi ko aya hai…Baith k char panne palat lo betafinal paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!
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After robbing a bank
After robbing a bank Munna:”count kar kitna rokda banaya apun aaj” Circuit:”dimag pe load nahi leneka bhai, kal akhbhar mein padh lene ka”
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A very bad shayari which might even kill u..
A very bad shayari which might even kill u.. Aatma choor gayi sharir purana… Aatma choor gayi sharir purana Didi tera devar diwana.
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Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam
Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam duniya ke chaaro kono mein fail jaye. Son: Aisa bilkul nahi ho sakta,Duniya to gol hai na.!
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Love & death r two uninvited guests
Love & death r two uninvited guests,when they cum nobody can stop thembut both do d same work1 takes d heart n d other takes its beats
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Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,
Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me. Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti, Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me
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Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:
Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.
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Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.
Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho. Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai
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Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h
Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,ek dam se meri aankh khul jati hDil se ye aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT
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Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum
Amitabh-Mere Paas BumPatakhefuljhariAnarRocket,Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Sashi-Mere Paas Maa… Maa…Maachis he
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A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
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Ankhein teri roye ansu mere hon
Ankhein teri roye ansu mere honDil tera dhadke dhadkan meri hoE mere dost apni dosti itni gahri ho ki sadakpr tu mar khay orGalti meri ho
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Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?
Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?“Road k nal se pani pinaGarib piye to aadatAmir piye to adaaAb Sms ko le loAp bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat
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Hmari dosti TabKhatm hogi jab 1GUnga 1behre
Hmari dosti TabKhatm hogi jab 1GUnga 1behreko cal kar k bATAYEG ki 1andhe ne dekha ki1langda bhag raha tha Ganje k piche bal katne k LIYE.
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