Sharabi Man knocks the door..

Sharabi Man knocks the door..His wife opens the door…SHARABI- Who r u ??WIFE- AILA !! MUJHKO HI BHOOL GAE !!!!SHARABI – NASHA HAR GUMM KO BHULA DETA HAI BEHAN !!!!!!!!!


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Difference between 1980’s & 2009’s Grilzz

GIRLZ OF 1980 : MOM ! Can i wear jeans ..?? MAMA : Na beta ! Loog kia kahen ge ..?? GIRLZ OF 2009 : MOM ! Can i wear mini skirt ..?? MAMA : Pehan meri bachi ! Kuch to pahen …


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Noorani Qaida

Police Officer : Beta kia tumhare abu Al-Qaida mein hain ..?? Bacha : Uncle ! Mujhe abu ka to nahin pata per mein Noorani Qaide pe hon.


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Delivery Ward

Ik nurse ka ashiq usay bari hasrat se : Kaash meray saath koi hadsa pesh ata to mein tumhare pass ata , Tum meri khidmat kerti aur mein jaldi theek ho jata … Nurse : Tumhe meray pass koi hadsa nahin balke mojza he la sakta hai , Kun k […]


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Where is my number??

Ek larka doctor se: Lagta hai mein andha ho gaya hon. Doctor ne uski ankhon ko check kiya aur kaha : Nahi beta tumhari ankhein to theek hain. Larka: Tu phir newspaper mein Mujhy mera roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?


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Sab per nazar

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gaiEk larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gayeEk larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gaiEk larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana baniEk larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai Express news: Har larki per nazar.


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Pistol

Aik dost dosre se : Mein car may ja raha tha ke dakoon ne meri car rok li, Meri ghari aur naqdi cheen li yahan tak ke meri car bhi cheen lii. Dosra doost : Lekin tumhare pass to pistol thii na? Pehla dost : Shukar hai un ki nazar […]


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Funny theif

Police-Chor Se-” Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge ! Chor-“Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab Aagey Se Nahi Balke Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..


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Clever Son

Ek Admi ny apny betay sy kaha……. “Beta! mujhy yaad nai aa raha ky kabhi tum ny aisa kam kia ho jis sy mera sir ooncha ho gaya ho” Betay ny jawab dia…..” Daddy! yad kijiay main ny ek baar app ky sir ky neechy teen takkiay rakhy thy”


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Trust

MAHA ko dieting ka shoq tha, mom le i SUFI SUFI pe aetmad jo tha.. subha hui to na MAHA thi na SUFI.. * * 3 saal baad maha mili sath mei HABIB or SULTAN bhi teh.. or karo SUFI pe aetmaad..!!!


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Geo larkiyon Geo….!

Best Sms of the year. “A mother makes her son “Gentle” in 20 years, But…. A girl can make him “Mental” in 20 seconds. Geo larkiyon Geo….! Aur Jeenay Do…!


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Mehman Nawazi

Memon to his Guest: Aur sunaoo, kiya piyo ge?? Thanda ya Garam Mehmaan: Dono piyon ga Memon: Shazia beta , 1 glass Freezer se Aur 1 glass Geezer se paani le aao…


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Najoomi

Najoomi ek larkay ka haath daikhte hue bole….. Najoomi: Beta tum buhat parho ge Larka: Abay parh to mai 5 saal se raha hon, ye bata ke pass kub hon ga .


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Larka aur larki

Larka achanak Larki ko dekh ker kehta hai: Lafz Tere, Geet Mere, Ghazal koi Sunaon kya? Larki: Haath Mere, Gaal Tere, Kaan ke Neechy Bajaun kya.


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Telefun Telefun..

U Fone paish karta hai 12 aanay package, Apne un “Jazz” sarfeen ke liye jin hon ne 1st september 2008 se apni “Telenor” sim istimal nahi ki “Warid” ka 100 wala card feed karo aur sab ke do… Mazeed tafsilaat ke liye apne “PTCL” se Dial karein 090078601 Telefun Telefun..


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