Message of the year

Posted on February 23, 2009February 23, 2009

Message of the year:Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!Why? Very simple…A woman does not have a wife..!

Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai

Posted on February 23, 2009February 23, 2009

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola

Posted on February 23, 2009February 23, 2009

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bolak sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.BIWI : Ek dum.Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,

Posted on February 20, 2009February 20, 2009

Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”

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A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.

Posted on February 20, 2009February 20, 2009

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

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2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi

Posted on February 20, 2009February 20, 2009

2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi, 1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He? 2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He

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Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai

Posted on February 14, 2009February 14, 2009

Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara. Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!

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Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

Posted on February 9, 2009February 9, 2009

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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Saas-aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut

Posted on February 6, 2009February 6, 2009

Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut Bahu: koi faida nhi Saas: kyu Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.

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Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.

Posted on February 6, 2009February 6, 2009

Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.Friend – didnt you follow them?Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !

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Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Wife:”Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?” HUSBAND: “Sahi suna he,” Wife: “aisa kion?” Husband: “Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain.”

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