Message of the year:Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!Why? Very simple…A woman does not have a wife..!
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Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bolak sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.BIWI : Ek dum.Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”
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A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
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2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi
2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi, 1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He? 2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He
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Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai
Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara. Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!
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Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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Saas-aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut
Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut Bahu: koi faida nhi Saas: kyu Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.
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Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.Friend – didnt you follow them?Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !
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Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath
Wife:”Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?” HUSBAND: “Sahi suna he,” Wife: “aisa kion?” Husband: “Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain.”
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Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab HunHusband : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har saal change kar leta
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Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye
Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha ” Kitne Log Hai”
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