Bar Code

[Tash]The drunken funk’n has returnedLet’s take it back to the old school one time y’all, uhhYa fuckin with me? Damn right y’all fuck with us boy(Shotglass, ha! Ain’t it drunk) Alkaholiks, say what?(Yo Tash, smack these niggaz up!) With my Alkaholik style still comin of ageFree as a bird the […]


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Bully Foot

[Busta Rhymes]Yeah yeah yeah yeah my name is, Bust-Down-Some’nMmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmmAnd I am alongside, Alkaholiks-In-Some’nMmhmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmmShit feel good nigga, what the fuck y’all want?Mhmmm-mmm..Let me feel on some bitches, with this bully foot rap Now, every-time-I-give-y’all-shit-thatblow up the spot, fuck what you gotAnd bless and execute strategical plotsthat’s to "Extinction Level Event" these […]


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Goin' Crazy

Smokin…Hey! [J-Ro]I’m a lik, your a likEverybody on that shitEverybody wanna getAll fucked upI’m a lik, your a likEverybody on that shitEverybody wanna getAll fucked up [J-Ro]Ladies shake it upMackin’-Ro shakedownI shake the groundWhen I roll through your townI shake my glass of cognac with iceI shake diceI shake niggaz […]


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My Dear

[Chorus 2X: Tha Liks – overlaps "Passin’ Me By" sample first line]My dear my dear my dearyou do not know me but I know you very wellSo let me tell you bout the feelings I have for you [Tash]Listen – it was a quarter past, one – the lights went, […]


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Best U Can

We know the fuck y’all really wantY’all want us.. right, right? [Tash]Let’s get it pumped up, pumpin, the jump-off to jumpinAiyyo I’m lookin in your eyes you look a little drunkin pumpkinYou buzzin? Oh really, you faded kinda earlyThese my homeboys, introduce your homegirliesWhat’s your name? (Shirley) Well this my […]


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Anotha Round

[J-Ro]YaaYeahIt’s the return of three drunk mothafuckasHuh, yeahIt’s Tha LiksWe gots Stan the guitar man in the houseMothacluckaUh-uhWhat? [Verse 1: J-Ro]I’m sick like a sore throat swallowDrunk act to followI’ll make the whole bottle hollow (What a ride)Rollin’ wit’ a open containerAnd one in the chamberTen Likwit CD’s in the […]


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Sickness

[Tash]You ready? Are you ready?Aiyyo we need some beer to the stage quick (quick-quick-quick..)Alkaholiks on the set (oooh-OOOH!)Y’all ready? (ooh-OOP!) Uhh.. Aiyyo it’s six million drinks to try, choose oneSo you can catch a buzz while Likwid show you how it’s doneBouncin off the walls is just my niggaz havin […]


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Run Wild

[Tash] This time I’ma make a lil’, a lil’ AHH [Shae Fiol] Come on everybody Tha Likwid crewis comin through your town and we’re runnin wild [Tash]Ahhhhh! (Say what?) Alkaholiks in this bitch..Smoke somethin, drink somethinRun wild, run wild.. Niggaz, bitches – back again to get it crackinSmoked a blunt, […]


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Da Da Da Da

Hmm (hmmm)..Shh-shh-shh-shh.. da-da da-daOhh, shit! Haha.. da-da da-da?Da-da da-da (yeah like that) da-da da-da(This how it go) da-da da-da?Da-da da-da, da-da da-da(Two thou’ style) da-da da-da?Da-da da-da, da-da da-da [Tash]Aiyyo Tha Alkies set the trends that the whole world followFuck a CD, fuck a tape, we should sell this shit […]


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L-I-K-S

[Tash]Ha ha, hahaha! Straight ignorance at it’s finestWe got the rowdy ass Alkaholik boys in the house tonightThey brought they homeboys the Animal House to come fuck witch’allAnimal House full of skateboarders, headbangers, slang bashersY’know, check me out Aiyyo Tha Liks work beats like Custom AutoWhen the fans hear the […]


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40 Oz Quartet Part II

{*audience applauds*}Lazy-ass gentlemans, quiet down quiet down pleaseI’d like to welcome all y’all intoxicated-ass niggazto the X.O. ExperienceFor this next selection was played on the forty ounce bottlesSo without further adieu, please put yo’ bottles to yo’ lipsAnd bring to stage live on here tonightThe 40 Oz Quarter – gentlemans, […]


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40 Oz Quartet Part I

{*audience applauds*}Lazy-ass gentlemans.. may I have yo’ drunk-ass attention pleaseComin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonightI’d like to present.. the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiatedMost anpissipated, group of our time – the 40 Oz, QuartetTake it away, gentlemans [J-Ro]It’s the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one […]


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Promote Violins

[Kurupt Young Gotti]Ever since I was young I wanted to beSomethin like what I am, uhuhhhhhh… [J-Ro] We promote violins![Y.G.] Yeah – check me out[J-Ro] We promote violins![Y.G.] E-Swiftulaus, Kurupt Young Gotti Neo Deastro(?)[Y.G.] Franklin Gostra the Sixth, Sixth.. (Let’s go, Kurupt..) [Kurupt]May I laugh (?) to yourself, shellsBefore honor […]


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