Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha. Nawaz sharif mila or bola: Allah ke nam pe kuch tu de do Sayen. Zardari: Chal aa beth. Tujh ko aik aur ‘Chakkar’ Deta hoon.

Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jaise khana kharab, Jaise total azaab, Jaise Aadi faqeer, Jaise murda zameer, Jaise Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jaise bijli ka taar Jaise khanjar ki dhaar, Jaise dozakh ki aag, Jaise zehrila naag, Jaise garmi ki dhoop […]

G kerda bai g kerda Tinu lamya pawan ji kerda G kerda bai g kerda tinu jutyan lawan g kerda 1 Wari O Zardari 1 Wari O Zardari Tu hath merey cherh KUTTEYA!

Zardari ki zameen shad bad,Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad, Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad, Benazir dunya se farar,Parchamay sitara-o-Halal, Khoon main ranga sara saal,Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal, Saye-e-America,Sar pe Sawar!

Haqeqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla, Door Tha Par Pass Nikla, Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon “FARAZ”, Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla………!!!!

“Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman” The Nominees are: 1.Amin Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.” 2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie “Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam” 3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq” & The Award Goes To Asif Zardari for The […]

Ager tum kisi gareeb ko us ka Haq nahi dila sakte, To jo us ke pass hai, Woh bhi cheen lo. Molana Asif Zardari

Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari qurbani de ke haasil kiya hai, Aur mein yahan isi liye aaya hoon taa’ke us qurbani ka gosht kha sakun. Molana Asif Zardari

Ab me karoonga mara mari Mere naam hai zardari Main ne pehle apni B.V mari Ab hai poori qoum ki bari Dil khol k loton ga Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari..

Funny Asif Ali Zardari Sms What is Asif Zardari’s favourite sweet? * * Lab-e-Shireen Rehman…

Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii & Said ! “Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “ Zardari said! Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai..

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President […]

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]

Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.