Shaitan apne chelun se: Saam tumhari duty aaj se America main hy,

JULIE tum UK jao gi,

aur

PETER tum India chalay jao.

Saam: Sir Pakistan kis ko bhijwaya hy???

Shetan: Wahan Kisi ki zuroorat nahi!

I’m satisfied with ASIF ALI ZARDARI’S performance…

Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha.

Nawaz sharif mila or bola:

Allah ke nam pe kuch tu de do Sayen.

Zardari: Chal aa beth.

Tuj ko 1 aur ‘Chakkar’ Deta hoon.