Regular Guy

Let me tell ya about the kinda guys that like me:
They’re in jail.
Either that, or they are slumming…
or walking on the wild side.
I guess you could say I’m just like Jody Watley,
"Looking for a new love."
I don’t think I’m asking for much in a boyfriend…
Here’s what I want:

I’m just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you.
Wouldn’t it be cool?
Couldn’t it be you?
Wouldn’t it be cool?
Couldn’t it be you?

I’m just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you.
Wouldn’t it be cool?
Couldn’t it be you?
Wouldn’t it be cool?
Couldn’t it be you?
Please, be you! c’mon…

Let me tell ya about the kina guy I look for:
Ticklish.
And, he likes cherry popsicles.
He likes sno-cones.
He rides BMX.
I want a boy who can lie in bed all day with me,
holding hands.
I don’t think I’m asking for much in a boyfriend.
Here’s what I want:

I’m just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you.
Wouldn’t it be cool?
Couldn’t it be you?
Wouldn’t it be cool?
Couldn’t it be you?

I’m just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you.
Wouldn’t it be cool?
Couldn’t it be you?
Wouldn’t it be cool?
Couldn’t it be you?
Please, be you!

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