01. Men are like…………Bank Accounts, Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest 02. Men are like……….Commercials You can’t believe a word they say. 03. Men are like………Floor Tiles If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years 04. Men are […]
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SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT CONVERSATION
The art of conversation is to be prompt without being stubborn : to refute without Argument, and to clothe great matters in a motley garb. By: Disraeli. Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affection, free from indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood. By: Shakespeare The best evidence […]
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Protects & Cares for you…….. Like a Mother. Takes Responsibility & Decisions…….. Like a Father. Gives Reassurance & Support…… Like a Grand Father. Brings a Smile on Your Face……. Like a Friend. Guides you about your Health……… Like a Teacher. Conclusion : you now I am also Doctor, because I […]
Continue ReadingA very intresting love story.
I think all of you knew this love story, if not please enjoy by reading this Love story :Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves hero’s sister,and hero’s sister loves heroine’s brother. Here, heroine’s brother loves villain’s sister. But villain’s sister loves hero’s brother. Again!, […]
Continue ReadingThings You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Oops! * Has anyone seen my watch? * That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. * Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! * Well this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual? * OK, now take a picture from […]
Continue ReadingThe husband store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of […]
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Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a “Wall Street Journal” article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the many calls asking where the […]
Continue ReadingA LOVE AFFAIR
• You say you Love me. However, sometimes you do not show it. • In the beginning, you could not do enough for me. Now you take me for granted. • May be, when I am gone, you’ll appreciate me and all the things I have done for you. • […]
Continue Reading30 Definitions of Marriage
1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters. 4. Marriage is a […]
Continue ReadingStupid questions and great answers
BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me… GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, […]
Continue Reading56 Messages to send Birthday Wishes
May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love. May the best of your wishes be the least of what you get. Happy Birthday to someone who deserves a truly happy day. You think you’re special because its your birthday today. That’s complete nonsense… you’re special every day. […]
Continue Readingcool Public Speaking : Humor Delivery Tips
**Never ever tell a public speaking joke on stage that you haven’t practiced in real life about a thousand times. You don’t go into a fight without training…or sending someone for you…why go on stage without testing your material? (And no, you can’t send in a pinch hitter!) **Minimize your […]
Continue ReadingFriendship Quotes for every one in this world…
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends। A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself। Tell me what company thou keepst, and I’ll tell thee what thou art। Friendship without […]
Continue ReadingDefinition of true love and orignal love is this……
Nurse: “It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80’s, presented to have sutures (stitches) removed from his thumb.He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I (nurse) took his vital signs and had him take […]
Continue ReadingINDIA children’s day
Children’s Day is to celebrate “childhood”. On Children’s Day tribute is payed to all children in the world. Children are loved by one and all. They win over our hearts with their angelic eyes and innocent smiles. It makes one realise that maybe that’s the way God wanted us to […]
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