Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Continue ReadingSardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.
Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji? Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE
Continue Reading1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”
Continue ReadingSardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street
Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !
Continue ReadingSardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye
Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho
Continue ReadingDoctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.
Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand
Continue ReadingSardar Dukandar Se
Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)
Continue ReadingJudge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Continue ReadingMoney says EARN me lot
Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot, Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot, SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot
Continue Reading2175. friendly good morning message
friendly good morning message“Never Choose A Friend Without Understanding& Never Lose A Friend After MisUnderstanding..!!”Good morning..
Continue Reading2174. sms about alchol
sms about alchol“Alcohol May not be the Ans to all d Questions” – Swami Vivekananda. But, “But it helps u to forget all d Questions” – Vijay Mallya..king fisher owner.
Continue Reading2173. best mr. bean sms
best mr. bean smsFriend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
Continue Reading2172. tamil life sms
tamil life smsVidiyum varai therivathillai kandadhu kanavu endru…. Valkaiyum Appadi thaan…. Mudiyum varai therivathillai…. Vaalvadhu eppadi endru.
Continue Reading2171. friend insult sms
friend insult smsWinter & summer comes again and again….but a person like u never coms again&again……Bcoz,God never makes a mistake again&again..
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