Santa asks Taxi Driver: “Golden Temple jaoge?”Taxi driver: “Haan jaonga…”Santa ne pocket se lifafa nikala “Wapsi waqt mere liye langar le aana…!” Santa, ghabraiya huya Policeke paas jaata hai“Koi mujhe phone par dhamkata hai”Police, “Kaun!?”“TATA/HUTCH/RELIANCE… waale! Kehte hain ki….Bill de do varna kaat denge” Lady doctor: Tum roz subah mereClinic […]
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Valentine Day SMS
………..TO MY……………….………VALENTINE……………….I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY…..……OUR LOVE IS A DEEP……………..AS THE OCEAN………….….AS HIGH AS THE STARS……..………….AND……………..,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,.. BE MINE VALLENTINEI AM SENDING YOU THISVALENTINE WISHWITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ;CAUSE THERE,S A PLACEHERE IN MY NEART THAT,SMAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wan”t to kiss ur lipsI wan”t to […]
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Chand ka bed,Taron ki Razaiaur phoolon ka takia!!!nice na!!????now come back to earth &SLEEP on ur “MUNJI”Good Nite mithi mithi yaadon ko palko main saja lenasaath guzare paloon ko dil may basa lena nazar na aaon haqeqat mai agar tu muskura k mujhe sapno may bula lena yeh hamari LATE […]
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do not think of me…i m in ur eyes…in ur mind…in ur heart…in ur soul…everywhere…ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying..” i miss u”..Good Night.. The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B”coz when u give sum1 ur time. You”re […]
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A Man was selling His Product By Shouting!Shair Ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein Shair ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein..Logo ne Pas ja ker Daikh tou Vo….. Underware Baich raha tha Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat […]
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I Know U R Missing MeI M Some WhereDhundo Mujay U R Searching 4 Me In Ur Mobile?(:-I am in Ur Heart:-) U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind,u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a […]
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Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin. Press down 5 times to become sweet…12345Tusi v ne?Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo. Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,Tenu […]
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Tumhari har ek baat bewafai ki kahani hai, lekin teri har ek sans meri zindagi ki nishani hai, tum aaj tak samaj nahi paye mere es pyar ko, esliye mere ansoo b tumhary liye sirf pani hain!!! Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya** Ghum k Ansuon ko […]
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Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahiMain us se bat kron itna housla b nahiWo maagta hai sitaaron ki roshni lekinMerey pas to mitti ka ik diya b nahi. 7 wonders of the world are:Bole to1 apun,2 apun ka smile,3 apun ka estayle4 apun ka face,5 apun ka […]
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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. Kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega,kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega…. mujhe sms na kar ke zalim tu kitini chillar bachayega… Hey Dear […]
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In life when u get troubles, don”t get nervous….just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART….HEART may be in left…but it always right! and loves u Some One.. Misses You.. Needs You Worries About Yoy Lonely Without U Guess Who?The MONKEY IN ….THE ZOO…. My eyes miss u,my feels love […]
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki,Badal […]
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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect […]
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. – Ronald Reagan The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one […]
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Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true. Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! Merry Christmas to you. It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly […]
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