Miss karte hai aapko,Yaad bhi bahut Satati hai,Karne ko to phone bhikar lete par,Costumer Care ki ekladki balance kam batati hai
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In USA every year Edison’s bday is
In USA every year Edison’s bday iscelebrated by power cut for 2 mins. But here due to over respect,We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs!
Continue ReadingPrincipal:Why u r late?
Principal:Why u r late?Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!Princpal:- Why can’t you come in bus?Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!
Continue ReadingPapu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat He
Papu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat HePandit-Nhi,Paap HPap-To fir Muze wo Rs vpas Kro jo Shadi k Time dakshina me Diya The
Continue ReadingSmart boss+smart employee=profit
Smart boss+smart employee=profitSmart boss+dumb employee=productionDumb boss+smart employee=promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Continue Readingpyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho
pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho Hamari pyaar kabhi Kam na ho Aapko mile har Roj Nayi girlfrnd Jinki Umar 40 Saal se Kam na ho.
Continue ReadingI Love you!
I Love you! Ye msg kisi 10 ladki ko bhejho aur jeto najdikiPolice Station ki trip,Sath me Kahna,pina auruparse Body massage bilkul free
Continue ReadingGirl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona MujePapu: NahiGirl: Q Nahi?Papu: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.!
Continue ReadingHar shaks ko diwana bana deta hu
Har shaks ko diwana bana deta huMili najar to fasana bana deta huDil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh seHar dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu
Continue ReadingJane kaha the or kaha aa gaye
Jane kaha the or kaha aa gayeduniya me ban k 1 mehman aa gyeabhi to zindagi ki kitab padhi b nhi puriaur jane kahase aa gayiJEE or AIEEE
Continue Reading2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi
2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi, 1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He? 2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He
Continue ReadingTeacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?
Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!
Continue ReadingGANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi ‘MsgGiri’
GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi ‘MsgGiri’ , Jisme Ap Msg Kre Ya Na Kre Hum Msg Bhejte Rhenge, Kabi Toh Sharmake Aap Msg Bhejenge
Continue ReadingU R My Best Friend
U R My Best FriendBharosa Nahi? Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadnge Mai 123 Bolunga Tum Kud Jana Bad Me Jab ap 123 Bologe To Mai Kud jaunga.
Continue ReadingHoli SMS
Me ja ja jovu hu, Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai, Ii thaaro kusur nathi, Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai, Holi Mubarak!
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