Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai, Isiliye Har Dard Sehte Hai, Kahin Aap Humse Pehle Na Wish Kar Do Isliye 2 Din Pehle Hi Aapko HAPPY HOLI Kehte Hai…
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2 behre admi..ek dusre se:
2 behre admi..ek dusre se: 1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai. 2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon. 1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.
Continue Reading1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said “Hijack”
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said “Hijack” Evrybody put their hands up Then suddenly another guy 4m other side got up and said “Hijohn”
Continue ReadingWhat would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car?
What would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car? . . Maruti-SUSU-ki
Continue ReadingLKG Boy on phone:
LKG Boy on phone:Hello My son won’t come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who’s speaking? Boy: This is my father
Continue ReadingA Gud News!
A Gud News! Ur Down Button is Working Perfectlyhe he he Good Day!
Continue ReadingSanta & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.
Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call
Continue ReadingMy hands never pain wen typing msg 4 U
My hands never pain wen typing msg 4 U, But, My Heart always pain when there is no reply 4 me from You.
Continue ReadingMusharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai. Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?
Continue ReadingTeacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”.
Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”…….After thinking a lot Santa: I am not a mangoman
Continue ReadingExams are like GIRLFRIENDS
Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS1)Too many Questions ?2)Difficult to understand3)More explanations r needed4)Result is always FAIL !
Continue ReadingTeacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile?
Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile? Student : Sir, both r disconnectd when there is ‘NO CURRENCY’
Continue ReadingA baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth?
A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth? Mother fish said:earth is not the place for fish,it is made for only selfish!
Continue ReadingJust IMAGINE you are in the Third floor
Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor,It catches Fire.How will you Escape?” Sardar:”It is very simple,I wil Stop my imagination
Continue ReadingTamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?
Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why? Think .. Think .. Bcoz.. When all the other girls say“Namaste, Hi ! Hello” They say“WANNA COME”
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