Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA kar awunga

Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA karawunga fir MA fir P.HD karwunga,Fir badya nokri dilaunga. Banta: Fir aacha sa rista dek k uski shaadi bi kara dena

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Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.

Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni. Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ? Sardar: ” No Disc”

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Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free

Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free & 11 Saal ki validity. Call 1 ps./Min.6000 SMS free. PLZ contact @ www.susre ki dukan hai kya .com

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Namaskar Aapki dosti ki validity samaapat ho rahi hai,

Namaskar Aapki dosti ki validity samaapat ho rahi hai, Kirpya turant hi SMS karke recharge karein..Thank You

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Sardar was betting his son

Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked ‘ise kyu mar rhe ho?’ Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli ” The person u r Calling is Busy” Kate…

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Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi?

Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ? Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.

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Tujpe khatm sari chahat hogi

Tujpe khatm sari chahat hogi, phir na kisi pe inayat hogi, kuch is tarha karenge yad tujko, Na tujko khabar hogi na zamane ko sikayat hogi. Wa.. !WWaa..!

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Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful AngelB.E.-Beautiful EyesB.Sc.-Beautiful StructureB.Com-Beautiful CommunicationM.B.A.-Married But Awesome ……….By Damu

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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!

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Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai

Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara. Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!

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