Ladkiwale : hamko ladka pasand h Shaadi kab karni h? Ladkewale : abhi to ladka study kr rha h ! Ladkiwale : hamari ladki koi bandriya nhi jo buk faad degi
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Bhakt Swami se:
Bhakt Swami se: Swami Ji mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu? Swami:Uss Puja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaaye.
Continue ReadingCop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi
Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi Jailor:To isme itne pareshan Q ho? Cop: Sir Hanuman bana kaidi abi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nhi aya
Continue ReadingEnter PASSWORD to touch my heart
Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart * ** *** **** ***** WRONG CODE ! You have touched my legs. Anyway, Take my blessings! Ha ha ha
Continue ReadingBahut salon pehle mere
Bahut salon pehle meresms sirf bewkuf hipadha krte the????Aur aajfir ‘itihas dohraya jaraha hai,sab prabhu ki leela hai’
Continue ReadingA Muslim girl talking to a Hindu boy.
A Muslim girl talking to a Hindu boy. GIRL:-O BHAIJAAN. Please rukiye. BOY:-Confuse kyun kar rahi ho,ya toh BHAI bolo ya JAAN bolo!!
Continue ReadingYear 1927
Year 192713 marchWednesdayOxford university, LondonEvening18:30:46 Kuch nhi hua tha.Apna kam karo.Sara din msg padhterehte ho
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Continue ReadingValentines SMS / M y whole life couldn’t manage what
BE MY VALENTINE B e my Valentine, for IE ach day have thought of you. M y whole life couldn’t manage whatY our ready smile can do, V anquishing my lonelinessA s though all light were new.L et me be your ValentineE ven as you’re mine,N eeding what I have […]
Continue ReadingValentine Text SMS Messages / To tell you
I love u my Valentine Whose gift this is you cannot know.My heart is in your keeping though.You will not mind my writing hereTo tell you that I love you so.. U r my Valentine.
Continue ReadingUrdu Valentine’s Day SMS / akele guzar jaye ga
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga, Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga, Aik week ke baad Valentine’s Day aa jaye ga! Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se Affair chala lo, Werna ye Valentine bhi akele guzar jaye ga..
Continue ReadingPunjabi Valentine’s Day SMS / Eid is for All
Just For u !! Eid is for AllIndependance day is for AllHappy new year is for AllXmis for All…Birthday is for me…But I celebrateValentine’s day Just for u.
Continue ReadingBengali Valentine’s Day SMS / I finally got my
My Love I finally got mypast, present and future tenses correct today.I loved you.I love you.I will love you foreverBecauseYou r my Valentine.
Continue ReadingValentine’s Day Ideas / You are like
I Like u My Valentine You are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet.you are like you.and that’s the reason why I love you!Be My Valentine.
Continue ReadingValentine’s Day Messages / Ki Thi Shuruaat AiK ChoTe Se Mazak Se
HappY ValeNtine Day Ki Thi Shuruaat AiK ChoTe Se Mazak SeMazak Dard Ban Jayega Malum Na ThaSamajte The Jise Hum Apna YaarWo Aik Din PYAR Ban Jayega Malum Na ThaHappY ValeNtine Day..!
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