Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,I don’t know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says ‘please recharge your card’.
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Bengali Valentine’s Day SMS / Lovely
Valentine’s meaning V=VeryA=AdorableL=LovelyE=ExoticN=NiceT=TicklishI=InterestingN=NaughtyE=ExceptionalDAY
Continue ReadingPunjabi Valentine’s Day SMS / We cannot be together
Only u We cannot be together,But we’ll never be apart,For no matter what life brings us,Youare always in my heart.
Continue ReadingSardar to Call centre girl
Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka ……..By prakash
Continue ReadingBeti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai
Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai Ma:Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai Beti: foji sardar hai Ma:To bakri ko bhi andar le ja
Continue ReadingBengali Valentine’s Day SMS / lips u have kissed?
I love u Don’t care how many lips u have kissed?How many shoulders u have embraced&How many times u have said,I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
Continue ReadingText SMS Messages / Phool bankar
Urdu Valentine’s Day SMS Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,Muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,Haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi. Happy Valentine’s day
Continue ReadingPaji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?
Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..
Continue ReadingValentines Msgs / less magical
LOVE SOMEONE Love isn’t a decision,it’s a feeling.If we could decide who to love then, Life would be much simpler,But then less magical
Continue ReadingSardarji and his wife going to city in auto
Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto
Continue ReadingValentines SMS / 24hrs make a lovely day
All The time 24hrs make a lovely day,7 days make a lovely week,52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely Valentine’s day
Continue ReadingValentine Text SMS Messages / miss some1 in crowd
Love Means Luv means to see someone with closed eyes To miss some1 in crowd,To find some1 in every thought,To live 4 some1, luv some1,But sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Continue ReadingValentine’s Day Ideas / just hoping
Be My Valentine I dream about you every nightI shiver when your in sightI long to hold you close n tightI wanna be there with all my mightI m just hoping I’m the girl whose right So please B my Valentine!
Continue ReadingValentine’s Day Messages / capture ur heart
My love request If i reached for your hand , will u hold it?If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?If i go for your lips, will u kiss me?If i capture ur heart , will u love me? Please Go out with me on thisValentine’s day
Continue ReadingRomantic Valentine’s Day SMS / C.L.I.C.K. means
Click C.L.I.C.K. means : C= Cant live without uL= Love uI= I miss uC= Care about uK= Kiss from my heart 2 u So Click on Valentine day SmS
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