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3 tips to break a mirror
3 tips to break a mirror 1.Pathar mar ker tod do 2.Utha ke neechay phainko 3.Sheesha ke saamne khade ho jao
Continue ReadingYour account has been recharged successfully by Rs190
Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190.Your account balance is Rs 251.93 Wa!Chehra to dekho,jaisebander ko kela mila ho.
Continue ReadingSardar & his wife went 4 divorce
Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce Judge:U have 3 kids. How will u divide them? Sardar thinks & says ‘oye! Idea, We’ll come next year with 1 more’
Continue ReadingPAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula
PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula 1 bottle pani Lo use freez me rakho 1ghante baad nikalo thanda Pani milega Aur THANDA MATLAB COCACOLA
Continue ReadingJAAN mAango to JAAN denge
JAAN mAango to JAAN denge DIL maango to DIL denge DHADKAN maango to DHADKAN denge Kyunki teeno film ki C.D. mere pass he
Continue ReadingJab Apka Janam Hua
Jab Apka Janam HuaBadal FataAdbhut Roshani HuiGod Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue Or Bole-SORRY Galti Ho Gai Please ADJUST KarLena
Continue ReadingSaas-aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut
Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut Bahu: koi faida nhi Saas: kyu Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.
Continue Reading‘WHITE’.
INTERVAL THE END U have just watched Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s new film: ‘WHITE’.
Continue ReadingWife running after a garbage truck
Wife running after a garbage truck said: “Am I too late for the garbage? “ Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!
Continue Reading70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya
70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya “RISHTA-CHAHIYE” 1 month bad jawab aya “Is umar me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY aate he”
Continue ReadingAaj ka sawal
Aaj ka sawal pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai? very simple Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he
Continue ReadingSachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag
Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag U know y?Sehwag is the OPENER
Continue ReadingBiwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge
Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
Continue ReadingKoi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya?
Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya? agar hai to..! pls pls pls Delete kar do na! jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda..!
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