Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air”
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Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.
Continue ReadingBanta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja ?
Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja?Santa: oye! mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai ” Please Try Letter ‘later’ “
Continue ReadingMan to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?
Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said,i know it means: S – Sardaron kaM – Mazak udane kiS – servic
Continue ReadingSardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?Sardar:Yes, I will give both of them
Continue ReadingSardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha thaTourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge
Continue ReadingAplication by santa:
Aplication by sardar: Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
Continue ReadingAnand to Sardar : Aao ji, Chess khelte hain
Anand to Sardar : ‘Aao ji, Chess khelte hain’ Sardar: ‘Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!’
Continue ReadingFlash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more
Continue ReadingSardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat.
Sardar apne bete se: Oye, Gabra mat,Tu sher da puttar hayBeta: Oye PapajiTeacher bhi yehi bolti hay ki tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.
Continue ReadingTeen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,
Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,un teenon ko jaga thek se nahi mil rahi thi.phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa
Continue ReadingBanta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend
Continue Reading1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta
1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?Sardar Ne socha socha,bahot soocha Or bola…..“Railway Station”
Continue ReadingSardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,He wanted to save money so what did he do?Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Continue ReadingEk Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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