SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To1 Time 100rs Fine2 Time 2003 Time 500Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
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Teacher : What is your caste ?
Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi
Continue ReadingSweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Sweetest Proposal by KG class BoyBoy:Kya tu mujhse shaudi kalegi?Gal:NaiBoy:Kalle na plzGal:nai mai nai kalungiBoy:kalle na didi plzzz…
Continue ReadingTeacher: Why are you late?
Teacher: Why are you late?Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 RupeesStudent: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Continue ReadingTEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Continue ReadingTeacher teaching Algebra to Student
Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentA=B=Cit means A=CSir asked student to give example for it!Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter.
Continue ReadingA student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campusHe wrote: Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers
Continue ReadingTeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI
Continue ReadingBole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Continue ReadingMunna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Continue ReadingBanta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?
Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya? Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?
Continue ReadingA simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.
A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends. Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore and multiply by the heartbeat = FOREVER
Continue ReadingIf a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity
If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identityBut if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearlSo choose the best place where you should shine.
Continue ReadingKhushi se dil ko aabad karna
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna,Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi,Is Din ek baar YAAD karna. Happy Valantine day my sweet Heart
Continue ReadingWife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath
Wife:”Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?” HUSBAND: “Sahi suna he,” Wife: “aisa kion?” Husband: “Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain.”
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