Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney,If liver fails, kidney fails,If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab HunHusband : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har saal change kar leta
Continue ReadingDeath is not the greatest loss in life
Death is not the greatest loss in life,the greatest loss of life is when relationship dies amoung uswhile we r alive
Continue ReadingAge Of Drinks
Age Of Drinks: 1 to 5 breast Milk,5 to 15 Horlicks,15 to 25 beer,25 to 32 Fresh Milk,32 to 40 whisky,40 to 50 Oldmonk,50 to 60 vodka,60 to 70 Tonic,70 Gangajal
Continue ReadingKUTTON SE SAVDHAN
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the “Atithi Devo bhav”Phir likha “shubh laabh”Phir likha “u r welcome”, aur ab “KUTTON SE SAVDHAN”
Continue ReadingAlthough the world is full of Suffering
Although the world is full of Suffering,it is also full of the overcoming of it. ………..By Helen Keller
Continue ReadingAs long as you put in the work
As long as you put in the work,you can own the dream.When the work stops,the dream disappears.
Continue ReadingBe at peace with yourself first
Be at peace with yourself first andthen you will be able to bring peace to others. ………..By Thomas A.Kempis
Continue ReadingBe nice to everyone on your way to the top
Be nice to everyone on your way to the topbecause you pass them all on the way down. ……….By Fred A. Hufnagel Sr
Continue ReadingLFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST
LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUSTBUT IT’S STRONGEST WHEN THERE IS MORE TRUST THAN DOUBTS
Continue ReadingOka roju cheemalanni …….
Oka roju cheemalanni cycle race pettukunnayi …….. oka cheema chala fast ga velutundhi sudden ga oka elephant vacchindhi aa cheema sudden ga break vesi ila andi \”Na kodaka intlo cheppocchava leda\” …………By Abhi
Continue ReadingAisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ?
Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ? Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu
Continue ReadingEk pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.
Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha. Police ne usey pakar liya, Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: “Saboot to utha lao”
Continue ReadingHusband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai. Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi….!
Continue ReadingKhidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha
Arz hai, Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
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