Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai? Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le
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Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya
Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya. Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha, Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?
Continue ReadingPappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha
Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he
Continue ReadingEk dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel
Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai” .. . Santa: “Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do”
Continue ReadingSanta Bag lekar bus me ghusa,
Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa, Aur zor se Chillaya Khabardar, Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega
Continue ReadingBoy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.
Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the. Teacher: Ye inteligents logon ki Nishani He. Boy: Haa,Tabhi Ladkiyo k Baal Itne Lumbe Hai.
Continue ReadingPass Dis Heart 2 All ur
.”””, ,”””. ” Friend “ “.Love.” “,,” Pass Dis Heart 2 All urFriends & Also 2 Me.If 5Cum Back,U’ll Get A Big Surprise on 14 FEB.
Continue ReadingGood Morning,
Good Morning,*****Have a nice day,****Q Press kar rahe ho? Chai or Nashta b SMS se bheju kya ?
Continue ReadingEk Chipkali ne gana sunaya
Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya,to baaki saari Chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi, Pucho kyun ? Quki Baaki sabhi Chipkaliya Talli Mar rahi thi.
Continue ReadingTeacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ?
Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.
Continue ReadingPlease give me a kiss
Please give me a kissdaro mat Kiss means K: Kai I: Interesting S: SMS S: Send Karo So,always KISS ME
Continue ReadingBanta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe
Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Continue ReadingSardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai
Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai nahi jali Dusri jalai,nahi jali 3 jalai wo jal gai To sardar ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hu..
Continue ReadingWhats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?
Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? …..They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”
Continue ReadingNayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye
Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha ” Kitne Log Hai”
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