kitni dair se meri ankhain nam hain faraz! koe to kamina hai jo piaz kaat raha hai….
Continue ReadingMonthly Archives: March 2009
Tanha…
Mein khud ko bohot tanha mehsoos kar raha hoon Faraz! Plz mujhe kisi Larki ka Number Send kar do!
Continue ReadingAb me karoonga mara mari…
Ab me karoonga mara mari Mere naam hai zardari Main ne pehle apni B.V mari Ab hai poori qoum ki bari Dil khol k loton ga Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari..
Continue ReadingLab-e-Shireen Rehman…
Funny Asif Ali Zardari Sms What is Asif Zardari’s favourite sweet? * * Lab-e-Shireen Rehman…
Continue ReadingOnce a Molvi went 2 Zardarii
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii & Said ! “Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “ Zardari said! Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai..
Continue ReadingEk Zardari mota taza tha….
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]
Continue ReadingChoron ko President bana dete hain.
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President […]
Continue ReadingZardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
Continue ReadingAsif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
Continue ReadingZardari aur Nawaz…
Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz… Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
Continue ReadingKia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do. Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.
Continue ReadingMasha Allah Aaj 8th Roza hai….
Masha Allah Aaj 8th Roza hai Sehri aur Iftaari main,Aur Her Namaz k baad dil se Dua karen……Ya Allah Asif Ali Zardari ko Benazir se milwa de. Aameen
Continue ReadingBachna Aye Ghareebo’n
Bachna Aye Ghareebo’nLo main Aa gaya Fasaad ka AashiqAman ka Dushman Apni Ada haiBibi se juda…Hey Ho…
Continue ReadingImpossible….!
Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga. Student:ye to na mumkin hai. Teacher:kuon? Student:itna chota condom kisi ka baap nhi bana sakta..!
Continue Reading“ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Devils went to Court to Provethat he is The Most,Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Continue Reading