Train me ek chinease k sar per ek machar betha tha, chinease us machar ko pakar kar kha gaya…. Saamne bethe hua memon ne jub ye dekha to apnay sar per se ek machar pakar kar chinease ko bola: Ye machar khareedo ge …
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Bhabhi
Urdu ki teacher ne class me bachon se kaha: ” Woh daikh khubsorat larki khari hai ” , Is jumlay ko apne alfaaz me istamaal kariye….. Student: ” Woh daikho tumhari bhabi khari hai “
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Memon to his Guest: Aur sunaoo, kiya piyo ge?? Thanda ya Garam Mehmaan: Dono piyon ga Memon: Shazia beta , 1 glass Freezer se Aur 1 glass Geezer se paani le aao…
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Najoomi ek larkay ka haath daikhte hue bole….. Najoomi: Beta tum buhat parho ge Larka: Abay parh to mai 5 saal se raha hon, ye bata ke pass kub hon ga .
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A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo..” Customer: Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis…
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Auto Wala: Sahab!30 Rupee Hue Sardar: Le 15 Rupee Auto Wala: Sahab,Ye To Baimani He Sardar: Abe Baimani Kaisi? Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai..
Continue ReadingChashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
Sardaar: Doctor sahab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Sardaar: To phir theek hai doctor sahab warna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya. Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho? Sardar: Meri behen ke abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.
Continue Reading2245. good morning sms with aim
good morning sms with aimUr aim in life should be “54321O”5-Five digit salary.4-Four wheeler vehicle.3-Three room home.2-Two cute children.1-One loving lifepartner.0-Enemy…….Good Morning
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sms about drinksWater+rum danger for Lungs.Water+Beer danger for Stomach.Water+Brandy danger for Kidney.Water+Whisky danger for Heart.So Please Avoid water.
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disturb you smsIf i disturb U I Am Sorry! But i Need To Say I………Love DISTURBING U…..:-)
Continue Reading2242. cute april fool sms
cute april fool smsCUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere..“Happy April Fool Day”…
Continue Reading2241. success sms in tamil
success sms in tamilVetri illatha Vazhkai illai..! Vetri matume Vazhkai illai..!Think different every moment.
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Love is LifeLove is KnifeIt cuts our throat,till the time we thrive,sorrow and nature,don’t go aside,but smile and say,that u r my Valentine….
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Love is PureLove is SureLove is sweet poisonthat Doctors can’t cure
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