Karo Dosti sach say ghoot ko bhool jaoo,rakho khyal man baap ka ghairoon ko bhool jaoo.karay jo sitam tum per usay bhool jaoo,Yeh rahay Huq hay je jan say is main doob jaoo,yaroo apnay eeman ko kahin say to dhoond laoo Hazrat Muhammad PBUH Said:Wo Shakhs Jannati Hay Jo Rat […]
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New Sardar SMS
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko le gaya.guess karo kyun le kar gaya?aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,”vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar […]
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cigrate ek lanat he! jo hamarey nojawano ko tabah ker rahi hai..Aao mil k is lanat ko khatm karain. 1 packet tum khatam karo1 packet hum khatam karain wife:mere abba jan jab gatay thay tu urtay parinday gir jatay thayhusband:kyon tumaharay abba jan moonh mai kartoos rakh kar gatay thay […]
Continue ReadingNew Punjabi SMS
Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde.Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,Sirf mil jaan nu hi te pyaar nahi kehnde Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da,bin yaar guzara kaun kare, ik din howe taan lang jawe, sari umar guzara kaun kare. Kash Rabb […]
Continue Reading2160. no worries – sleep well sms
no worries – sleep well sms“Worries are like birds,let them fly over you. But,dont make them build a nest on your head”-…!!Gud Nìght with a Swt drmz.Take cArÉ… Sleep well….
Continue Reading2159. Software Hardware tamil kadi sms
Software Hardware tamil kadi smsWats d Diff b/w Software & Hardware.? Sediya Pidungi Paartha Soft Ware Irukum, Maraththa Pidungi Paarthaa Hard Ware Irukum.!
Continue Reading2158. 1 line tamil kavithai
1 line tamil kavithaiNee Ennavalai Kadanthu Varuvathaalthan Naan Unnai Swasikkiren..!
Continue Reading2157. amazing Sms
amazing SmsAmazing ! MUMBAI is like a mother to its teeming millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English, BA in Gujarati & I in Marathi.
Continue Reading2156. miss you poem sms
miss you poem smsIn The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You,I’m Only Body My Heart Is You,That’s Why I Always MISS YOU
Continue Reading2 All – April fools joke
I’m sending This Fool msg I’m sending This Fool msg……2 All Fools……who celeBrate…….”APRIL FOOL”
Continue ReadingApril fool day pranks – Aankhe Nam hai
Hotho se jo choo liya Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain Aur kyo na ho, Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi” hai.
Continue Readingkick them off – April fools tricks
If today any 1 talks If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur1) gud looks2 ) nature3 ) style4 ) attitude,kick them off.How dare they fool u before April 1st.
Continue Readingbeautiful beautiful – April fools day pranks
best April fools pranks Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful” aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai ” Aprilfool, Aprilfool “
Continue ReadingPlease go to create message – April fools day jokes
Halwa recepie Please go to create messageThen open T9 ON DICTIONARY OPTIONThen type this number & see the magic 277451366514612382623
Continue ReadingMagar yar 32 March to hota hi nai – April fools pranks
Tum kya jano bachi kaise phasaai jati hai Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain……Magar yar 32 March to hota hi nai.Happy april fool day.
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