New Sardar SMS

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko le gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya.

Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.
Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?
Sardar,”vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!

1 sardar ke mother ke tabiyat kharab thi ,
jub hospital ley kar gaya to doctor naa kaha ka TEST hoon gaya .
sardar bolo “in ke AGE zidha haa TEST nahi ONEDAY karviaa laa!!!!!!!

Sardar darkhat per char gya
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon

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