urdu Funny SMS udaasi Terey chahrey par udaasi ankhoo mein nami hai………..national namak istemaal karo tumhain iodine ki Kamee hai

Latest Funny SMS apun ko BOSS SHAETAN” ne pocha kisiNAIKShakhs ka number do apun us ko tang karega.Main ne AP ka number dia to SHAITAN bola.A mamo apun ko BOSS se panga nahi lene ka!

Funny Text messages saanon mein aag Honton se jo tujhe choo liya hai, Is ka ehsas ab tak hai, Aankhein nam hein aur saanon mein aag ab tak hai, Pata hai kiu? . . HARI MIRCH khao gey to aisa hi ho ga na..

Funny SMS Golden Words Ager tum jise pyar karte ho Usse Na pa sako to **** Us ka number mujhe de do , Kya pata mere saath set ho jaye…

Funny Urdu SMS joota Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho? Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass

Hindi Funny SMS JOOTA nazar ata hay Now Bush says:Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha, Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay, Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference, Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay

Funny SMS Bush ko agr joota Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai? Wah wah Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai? Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai! Taaliyan!:

Funny SMS BUSH (‘.’)> <\\ _/ \_ NA EID MUBARAKNA BIRTH DAY NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK Sirf or sirfBUSH ko jota MUBARAK…

Funny Hindi SMS ptv news Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..

new Funny SMS Arz kia ha Arz kia ha.. Karachi main agar agaye talibaan.. Wah wah.. Kia arz krdia ha mene karachi main agar agaye talibaan,, to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.

hindi Funny SMS Dil todne walo Dil todne walo ko saza q nhi milti Hr kisiko pyar krne ki dua q nhi milti Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai To phr MEDICAL STORE me iski dwa q ni milti ?

New Funny SMS bura waqt jab kisi per bura waqt aata hai toh uske saare dost or uske saare khandan uske peche khara hota hai. yaken nahi aata toh kisi ki bhi shadi ka photo dekhlo.

Funny SMS pait kharab hai poooN poOOn!..Bhooo Bhoo!Bhoo Bhooo!….padar padar!….Pacharrr!Pacharrr!…Phoor phorPhooOss!Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai!

Funny SMS Text Messages girl friend apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mjheaj na sahi apna kal de do mjhekhushi do na do marzi tumhariapni kisi achi si girl friend ka Number de do mjhe