Urdu Funny SMS


Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho, Larki : Choro na ! Larka : Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain, Larki : Choro na tum be ! Larka :itni dair se chor hi tou rah hoon. Nichy ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai |||| Danda hai.Sar Pr mar loMsg krty nahe […]


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Funny Messages


An Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back! What was GOD’s First Reactionwhen he made a Negro(African)? Socho… Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!! In our life time6 things can come at any […]


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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra


1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”


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Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street


Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !


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Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye


Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho


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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.


Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand


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Sardar Dukandar Se


Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)


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Santa visits bombay after many years


Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts:”BOMBAY..BOMBAY…” Air hostess: tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- “ombay… ombay…”


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Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga


Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.


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