U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.
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U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.
Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula Sub Paresan Ho Gaye K Kya Hua 1Bacha Bola:Bhai Ne Raat ko Veselin Manga. Mene Fevikwik De Dia
Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho, Larki : Choro na ! Larka : Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain, Larki : Choro na tum be ! Larka :itni dair se chor hi tou rah hoon. Nichy ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai |||| Danda hai.Sar Pr mar loMsg krty nahe […]
An Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back! What was GOD’s First Reactionwhen he made a Negro(African)? Socho… Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!! In our life time6 things can come at any […]
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”
Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !
Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho
Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand
Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts:”BOMBAY..BOMBAY…” Air hostess: tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- “ombay… ombay…”
Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.
Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna, Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna, Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha mera mat samajna.
1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi, Dost hui to wo 1 paheli thi, Pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi, Shadi pe pata chala wo us Area ki Chameli thi