U r d 1 whos so smart

Posted on March 21, 2009March 21, 2009

U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.

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Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula

Posted on March 19, 2009March 19, 2009

Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula Sub Paresan Ho Gaye K Kya Hua 1Bacha Bola:Bhai Ne Raat ko Veselin Manga. Mene Fevikwik De Dia

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Urdu Funny SMS

Posted on March 19, 2009March 19, 2009

Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho, Larki : Choro na ! Larka : Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain, Larki : Choro na tum be ! Larka :itni dair se chor hi tou rah hoon. Nichy ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai |||| Danda hai.Sar Pr mar loMsg krty nahe […]

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Funny Messages

Posted on March 4, 2009March 4, 2009

An Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back! What was GOD’s First Reactionwhen he made a Negro(African)? Socho… Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!! In our life time6 things can come at any […]

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Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Posted on February 25, 2009February 25, 2009

Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu

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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Posted on February 25, 2009February 25, 2009

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

Posted on February 25, 2009February 25, 2009

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”

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Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street

Posted on February 25, 2009February 25, 2009

Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !

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Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye

Posted on February 25, 2009February 25, 2009

Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Posted on February 25, 2009February 25, 2009

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand

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Sardar Dukandar Se

Posted on February 25, 2009February 25, 2009

Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)