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Customer : Waiter, is this a Lamb chop or a Pork chop.?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the Difference by Taste.?
Customer: I Can’t.Waiter: Then does itreally matter?

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Customer : Waiter, thissoup tastes Funny
Waiter: Funny? But thenWhy aren’t you Laughing.?*
Waiter, Do you Serve Crabs?
Waiter: Please sit, weServe Everyone

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