Exam Jokes SMS


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Luv v/s Exam…
Luv: 1 Of d hardest thngs coz u hv thoughts dat u cn’t xpress..:-)
Exam: Still Harder coz u dn’t hv any thought, still u hv 2 xpress….

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Six things boys do in exam hall :

1.Counting No of Girls.

2. Sighting the Lady Superviser.

3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.

4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.

5.feelings for wasting yesterday’s night.

6. Feeling to study well for next exam…

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Dedicated to ourAccounts exam ;)

;o)~ Our Birth Is Our Opening Balance
Our Death Is Our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views Are Our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas AreOur Assets
Heart Is Our Current Asset
Soul Is Our Fixed Asset
Brain Is Our Fixed Deposit
Thinking Is OurCurrent Account
Achievements Are Our Capital
Character and Morals are Our Stock In Trade
Friends Are OurGeneral Reserve
Values and Behaviour Are Our Goodwill
Patience Is OurInterest Earned
Love Is Our Dividend
Children Are OurBonus Issues
Education Is Brands/Patents
Knowledge Is OurInvestment
Experience Is OurPremium Account
The Aim Is To TallyThe Balance Sheet Accurately.

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