Tamil Kadi Jokes

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Lovers plan Suicide.Boy jumps First.

Girl Closed her eyes and returned. Boy in air
OpensParachute and says
“Theriyum deeunga thilaalangadi vealai”.
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2day’s kodura MOKKAI.

What would you call a girl driving a car?.
Pen Drive!!!..:-)
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A Rat came to a houseand ate all the fruitsand went away,
butleft just One fruit.That was later termedin
Tamil as -“ELEMICHCHAM PAZHAM”.
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Bike’la Kaala Keezha Vaikkaama ‘8’ poada mudiyum..
AanaaLife’la Kaala Thookkaama Jatti poada mudiyumaa.?
– By Jatti poadum boadhu yosippoar sangam.
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Birteesh rooled avarKantry far meny ears dhey

destraid avar kalchar. so wayt.?
Let as destray dayr language lyke dis.
Farvad yit tu aal phrends.

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BEST MESSAGE EVER.What is the opposite of “Muthusamy”.

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Muthu didn’t see me’..:)

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Joke : Who first thought of the
‘One Day Internationals'(ODI).? ? Guess.!
The greatPoet He only Sang’ ODI Villaayaadu Paappaa’:)

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Idhu oru chemistry question so
Don’t read it Sonna keallunga Sari padinga.!
Complete the equation Ba+2Na–>
Theriyalaiyaa.? ‘Banana’!

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“-o-‘””””‘o”o”Lorry anuppi irukkean.
SMS irundhaa nirappi anuppungaIlainaa Tyre
AdiyilUnga Mobila Vainga.Poalaam,
right. right.!

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(@~ –> ) (@Hi. Itha edit pani Cursor a
kondu vandhu mouth mela vachingana pesara madri therium.
Do it soon.

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“10 murai vilunthu vitten endru kavalai padathe.
athil 9 murai elunthu nindravan endru perumai padu.”
-LENIN . So never stop until you Win

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Enna thaan “Vijay” ku kuzhandhai pirandhu irunthaalum,
Avanukku pirantha muthal kuzhanthaiya
‘THALA’ pullanu than solvanga..!¤! Athuu….!¤!
Ipadiku tha

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Highlight Thaththuvam:THOOKAM vandha KANNA moodalam.
VAANDHI vandha VAAYA mooda mudiyumaaa..!:-)

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Husband : Pakathu veetu naaikku soru pottiya,
Wife: aamam.. enna visayam…?
Hus: namma theru kadaisiyila sethu kidakku..
Athan ketten…

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HUSBAND : Tea’aa idhu..? Naayi kooda kudikkaadhu…
WIFE : Adhaanga NaayikkuBoost poattu vechirukkean….
Husband : ??!!.

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Kalyaana veedu :Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!,
Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa,
Ponnu veettukkaararaa.?
Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!.
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Kannukkull Nee Iruppadhaal Azhuvadharkku kooda
Manamilai, Yean theriyumaa.? Nee Kullippadharkku
Bayappaduvai yendru dhaan..
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Kasu illana ethuvum vaangamudiyathu nu solranga.
Aana kasu illana kadan vaangalam.I thu yarukum puriyala.
Itha sonna loosu nu Solranga. Enna koduma sir ethu..
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Katta Durai’kkuTime Sari illa.!..

Namma Cellu’kkuSMS AnupuradheyAvanukku Pozhappaa Poachu.
Dai Kaipulla Edudaa Cella, Anuppu daa
Good Morning,
Good Afternoon,
Good Evening,
Good Night SMS’ai.”Thala Namma KittaBalance illa Thala”.
Dai Company Secret’ai Yeandaa Velliyila Solura.?
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Koduramana mokai..3 cockroachs r walkng on de road.

Suddnly 1 of tem strts singng “munbe va .”
Other 2 dies Y? bcoz it’s a “HIT” song :-)
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MAN : Naan IndhaKovil’ukku

5 Varushamaa Vandhuttu Irukkean.
VILLAGER : Unga Veetla Irundhu Indha KovilAvvllo Dhoorama.?.
MAN 1:Naan indha kovilukku 10 varusamaa vandhuttu irukken..
MAN 2:Unga veetla irundhu indha kovil avvlo dhoorama?
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Maraindha Pazhamperu Iyakkunar “SRIDHAR”

Avargallin Arumaiyyaana
Padaippugallil sila – NENJIRIKKUM VARAI,
NENJAM MARAPPADHILLAIAvar
Thiraivaanil Oru VIDIVELLI,SIVANDHA MANN’il
oru KODIMALAR.
AvarukkuKAADHALIKKA NEARAMILLAI.
Avar oru SUMAI THAANGI.
Avar NINAIVELLAAM NITHYA,
AVALLUKKENDRU ORU MANAM.
Adhu oru KALAI KOVIL.
Avarukku kidaithdhu KALYAANA PARISUMEENDA SORGAM.
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MASTER PLAN:UngaVeetla”ERUMBU” ThollaiIruka,

AdhaClosePannaSuperIdea..Sugar-laChilliPowder
MixPanniVechidunga,ErumbuAdhaSugar-nuNenachiSaapidum,
AppoAdhoda”NAAKU” kaarathulaErium,
AppoErumbu ThannikudikaWaterTank-kuVarum!
AppaNeengaPinnadiIrundhuTank-la
ThalliVittudungaErumbu sethudum epadi idea.
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Mokka Muthu: Hello yaar pesuradhu?

Lady : Nan chellamma pesuraen
Mokka Muthu: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesuraen? ********************************************
Mokkai :Oru Arakkan Oru ArakkiyodaKovilukku ponaan

But, Kovil Door’a OpenPanna MudiyalaWhy.?
Arakkan Ara Key-yoda dhaane ponaan? Muzhu Key-yoda poagala.!
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Naataama: Yendra Pasupathi.!Exam Yezhudha

M-SEAL yedhukkudaa.?
Pasupathi : Ayyaa.!Question Paper Leak Aagudhu’nu sonnaanga,
adhaanNaataama :Singam’daa Nee.!
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Neengal sulabamaaga English

peasaveandumaa kavalayai vidungall,
Indha vaarthaigallaisaththamaaga sollavum
“I AM CAN I””I AM WHEN I” speeda sollunga

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NeePORAMBOAKKU… . . . . . . . . . . ‘
LANDS’Purchase panna Contact your
LocalCollector’s Office, Immediately.!
Don’t Miss this Oppurtunity.!
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Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya Poonaikitta maattikkichu.

Andha Yeli sollichu” Poonai Annaa naanyenga
Appaa AmmaakkuOrey Paiyyan.
Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please
“Adhukku andha periya Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?
“Miaw”nnu sollichi…
Vekkamaa illai.?
Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo.
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Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthar irundharu.

Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru…
Ellarum avaruku Gelusil syrup kuduthanga….
Innoru naal innoru ooruku ponaru….
Appo avaruku Benadryl syrup kuduthanga… Y?Y?Y?Y?
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Katrorku sendra idamellam syrup(u).. Gud noon
Oru Super Love Story sollava? Keela Vaanga.,
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Molachu 3 elai vidala Love Story kekutha ? Po poi
“CHUTTI TV”paru. . . .good aftNi8.

Singam Sila Nearam Oaivedukkum.!
Appo Msg Kammiyaadhaan Varum.,
Adhukkaaga Singam Adangiduchunu
Nenaikka Koodaadhu.!
Ok.?
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Ulagathil poi pesatha 3 per..

1. Innum pirakkadha kulandai
2. Ippo piranda kulandai
3. Ungaluku Sms anupiya intha pachcha kulandai…
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Man:yaar pesuradhu? Lady: Nan chellamapesurein

Man: Nan mattu enna kovamavaaa pesurein..?
Lady: ?¿….
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Aval ennai thirumpi parthal Nanum avalai parthen.

Aval marupadium parthal.Nanum avalai parthen.
rendu perukkume exam-la answer theriyala…
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Patient : Nurse.Nee yen Idhayaththai

Thiridivittaai. Nurse : Poadaa Loose’u Doctor
Un Kidney’ai Thiridivittaar…
man1 : Naan Railway Departmenta Nalla Yemathitten.

Frnd: Eppadi?man2 : Ticket Vangittu Bus’la Poitten
Naan Varuvennu Ethirpartthu Yemanthu Poiruppanga.
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A Man: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady: Nan chellamma pesurein
Man: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesurein?
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A Man was travelling in a bus.Suddenly driver put break

A Man fall on a girl.Girl : Dai enna pandre ?
A Man:Punjab Universityla final year B.E pandran:-):-):-):)
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COLLEGE GALAATA :

Professor : Yeanda,naan paadam nadathum boadhu,
yennaiketkkaama avanvelliya poraan.?
Student : Sir Avanukku Thookkathula Nadakkura Viyaadhi
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Sooran :’Un Wife’ukkumUn Ammaa’vukkum

Sandai vandhaaNee Yendha Pakkam.??.. :
Veeran : ‘Vaasal Pakkam’.
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Nurse : Yean DoctorYennai Sister’nukooppida

maatteanreenga.?
Doctor : Patient yellaamYennai Machchaan’nu
Kooppidaraanga adhaan.
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A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly,
Yamadharmaraj appeared & said,
“Go out & enjoy, nothing will happen 2 u for d next 10 yrs.
” He did so & met with an accident & died.
In heaven he asked to yaman,
why did you tell lie to me ? “sorry” machi

month end pressure, had to achieve target.
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Wife: Ethir veettukaran wife engeyo odi poyittaalaam….,
Husband: avan nalla manasukku ellaame

nallapadiyaka than nadakkum…

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Wife saw a Board –
Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife : Give me Rs.500,
I’ll Buy 50 Sarees

Husband : Makku.!Adhu Isthri Kadai Board.!

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Courtla chennai tamil use panna epadi irukum
for EXAMPLE:
1.Yes my lord -Inna naina
2. Object my lord- Amiki vasi annathe.
3.Court adjurned-Onnoru dhaba parkalam.

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Lifela vetrina enna nu theriyuma?
Mazhai peyum pothu un veetu maram eeramaga irukume,
adhu thaan WET TREE!!!

Don’t cry,

Ippdithan verithanama yosipom.


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