Jokes SMS


Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki,
Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par
sector 12 ki12veen gali ke 12ven makan ki 12ven floor
mein picture dekh rahe the “WAQT HAMARA HAI”.

costomer- whose eggs is this
shopkeeper – its mine
costomer – ok so give me one dozen of chicken s eggs

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