Seven Wise Men With Knowledge So Fine
Created A Pussy To Their Design

First Was A Butcher, With Smart Wit
Using A Knife, He Gave It A Slit

Second Was A Carpenter, Strong And Bold
With A Hammer And Chisel, He Gave It A Hole

Third Was A Tailor, Tall And Thin
By Using Red Velvet, He Lined It Within

Fourth Was A Hunter, Short And Stout
With A Piece Of Fox Fur, He Lined It Without

Fifth Was A Fisherman, Nasty As Hell
Threw In A Fish And Gave It A Smell

Sixth Was A Preacher, Whose Name Was Mcgee
Touched It And Blessed It, And Said It Could Pee,

Last Was A Sailor, Dirty Little Runt,
Who Sucked It And F**Ked It, And Called It A C**T