Gilani Urdu Adult SMS talaq chaheye Suhagraat k nxt day.Gilani:“Judge saab muje Anti Sherry se talaq chaheye”.Judge:“Kyu…?”.Gilani:“Mein ne sex ka kha to…………to kehti haiMUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE”
Anti Sherry Adult SMS 100 bar chode ga Anti Sherry ne enam rakha ke jo usko 100 bar chode ga usse woh adhi saltanat uske naam kar degi.Bahut se log aae par koi bhi 100 bar chod nahi paya.phir ek din Gilani aya, lagatar 70 bar chodae kia jaraha tha […]
Sherry Funny Adult SMS black hole Name one thing on planet earthwhich is similar to black hole in space……Anti Sherry ke GAAND
Gilani SMS / GAAND usne is nazakat se tumhari GAAND pe lora rakha Gilani ….k andar bhi nahi gaya aur MUNNA bhi bahir aagaya..!
Funny Adult SMS SANDWICH Husband & wife neBachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH… Husb:SANDWICH ka Mood Hy? Wife:Nahi Aaj nahi,Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani SMS Gilani ke BV Halwa le kar mehmaan k saamney Nangi aagiy .Gilani : “Bewakuf Jahil aurat ye kya hai” . Anti Shiri : “Recipie book mein lekha tha SERVE IT HOT WITHOUT DRESSING”
Urdu Funny Adult Gilani SMS / mashuqa Gilani ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker lga dya,ta k pta chle k wo khee jati to nhe . Aftr 1 month . Tracker company fee……….Rs.1000 . . . . Bike Petrol……………….Rs.16,000
Anti Shiri Adult SMS / TONSILS operation Anti Shiri : “Dr. when can I resume normal sexual life?” . Doctor(surprisingly) : “ U R the first one to ask me this question after TONSILS operation”
Urdu Gilani Adult SMS / ROLE nhe mila Zardari sab today I saw ur daughter in a XXX movie . Gilani : “Ghuse se! Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti…. Muje to kehti thi ROLE nhe mila”
Funny Gilani Adult SMS / chudvati hai Gilani : “Dr. sab muje shaq hai k mere mashuqa kse ur se chudvati hai” . Doctor : “Ap ke mehbooba ka naam…?” . Gilani : “Us ka naam Anti Shiri hai” . Doctor : “Kmal hai 16 ur larko ko bhe Anti […]
Bubbli Aur Anti Shiri Bubbli: ami ami ye sath wala lrka mujhe bar bar apni lulli dekha kr bhag jata hy…….Anti Shiri sharmate hue boli:“” Bara harami hy, bilkul apne baap pe gya hy””
ANTI Shiri Rehman K NAJAEZ TALUKAT Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..? . . Anti Shiri: “Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai, Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova, mein roz malish krte hu”
Funny Gilani SMS & FALIG ATTACK Dr. “Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge……. Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai” .Gilani: “Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai”
Gilani KE MAA KE DUA BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence Zardari ye sb kese..? . Gilani: “Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai”
English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.
