Dil Se Roye Magr Honton Se Muskra Baithy hain Dil Se Roye Magr Honton Se Muskra Baithy.Yunhi Hum Kisi Se Wafa Nibha Baithy.Wo Humain Ek Lamha Na De Paye.Jin k Liye Hum Apni Zindagi Gunwa Baithy
I have You The nominees for nice “FRIENDS” are:You You You You You &Only Yoouu!ButThe winer is Me! Why? Beacuse…….I have you!. ;)
the people u ever hugged The sweetest words ever said by someone in True Love;“I’m jeolous of the people u ever hugged..Because 4 a moment they hold my whole world.
Abhi itna he suna tha Breaking news by Geo : ” Wazarat E Bijli nay load shedding khatam krnay ka elaan . . . . ” Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha, K light chali gayi.
Ab bata b dey Ek larka pathano say ßhari ßus me charh gaya or thori der ßaad utar ker ßhaag gayaWaja?………. Ab bata b dey sharma mat!
poondi kran to baaz aa Ab urdu aur english k baad, faraz paish hai Arabic mai. Hàaza ya farazaa,poondi kran to baaz aa, Ya rafeqa Ya Rafeqa!Ae ke tareqa?Ae ke tareqa?!
if you love someone Is narrow Love is broad;if you love someone,you love all things, not just their beauty.Love is narrow;you love one and only one,compared to them, no one matters
Seven Wise Men With Knowledge So FineCreated A Pussy To Their Design First Was A Butcher, With Smart WitUsing A Knife, He Gave It A Slit Second Was A Carpenter, Strong And BoldWith A Hammer And Chisel, He Gave It A Hole Third Was A Tailor, Tall And ThinBy Using […]
Wh¡ch Part Of A Man’s Body Has No Bone?Full Of Ve¡ns,Loves Pump¡ng&Respons¡ble 4Mak¡ng LOVE?¡t’s “HEART”But ¡’m suretu kanjar LUN hi samjha ho ga.
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji indian hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day […]
A Man was selling His Product By Shouting!Shair Ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein Shair ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein..Logo ne Pas ja ker Daikh tou Vo….. Underware Baich raha tha Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat […]
Gilani Urdu Adult SMS talaq chaheye Suhagraat k nxt day.Gilani:“Judge saab muje Anti Sherry se talaq chaheye”.Judge:“Kyu…?”.Gilani:“Mein ne sex ka kha to…………to kehti haiMUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE”
Anti Sherry Adult SMS 100 bar chode ga Anti Sherry ne enam rakha ke jo usko 100 bar chode ga usse woh adhi saltanat uske naam kar degi.Bahut se log aae par koi bhi 100 bar chod nahi paya.phir ek din Gilani aya, lagatar 70 bar chodae kia jaraha tha […]
Sherry Funny Adult SMS black hole Name one thing on planet earthwhich is similar to black hole in space……Anti Sherry ke GAAND
Gilani SMS / GAAND usne is nazakat se tumhari GAAND pe lora rakha Gilani ….k andar bhi nahi gaya aur MUNNA bhi bahir aagaya..!
