Adult Funny SMS 3 Facts 1: Mammay or jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hai2: Snake or pudi jahan deko mar do.3: Pani or lun apna rasita khud bana leyte hai

Urdu Adult SMS CONDOM Teacher: hum ne in Machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.Studend: wo to ho hi nai sakta.Teacher: kiyon?Studend: kiyon k itna chota CONDOM ban hi nai sakta

Adult Shayari SMS Tere Chahat Dil main aaj bhi tere chahat k siwa kuch nahi,Zindagi main tere yaad k siwa kuch nahi,Main tujhe tohfe main kya pesh karon,Meri Jholi k neche Lun k siwa kuch nahi

Adult Hindi SMS kunwari larki 1 kunwari larki peshab test karwane gayi,uski report kisi ki report se tabdil hogayi..Dr: bola aapko to bacha hai,larki boli uff ab to ungli per bhi eitbaar nahi raha.

Urdu Adult SMS Padosi Ek Aurat Apne Padosi K Sath Sex Kar Rahi ThiK Tbhi Uska Pati Aa Gaya Aur Padosi Ko Pitne Laga Patni Boli:Maro Aur Maro Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta HaiItne Me Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Laga Patni Fir Boli:Maro Aur MaroNa Karta Hai Na Karne […]

Funny Adult SMS Larka larki 1 Larka larki chodne gayausne larki ko NANGA kiaAur ulta jhuka kar bola tumhari CHOOT pe to 1 bhi baal nahi hai kuin?Larki: Bhosri k chodne aya hai ya kangi kanre?

Adult Hindi SMS larka girl: Mom kya yeh sach hai k larka jis jagah lund dalta hai bacha wahin se nikalta hai.mom: haain betigirl: Oh No, Kal to usne mere Muhh main dala tha.

Adult Advice Sms Some more factx Machli aur bachi khud pakar k kaho to maza hai,Lun aur qanoon kabhi haath main mat lo,nokri aur tatton par laat nahi marni chahiye

Adult Fun SMS CUSTOMER RELATION Major Rohail: ma ye kya kr rhe ho???? Maa: Beta customer se chudva rhe hu Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga Maa: kyu? Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy

Adult Hindi Messege MENAR-E-PAKISTAN Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye…..Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya

English Adult SMS Text Messages New Flowers Ever Wonder why women wear panties with printed flowers? It’s a way of saying please:Water my Garden and sow seeds to grow new flowers.