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Sardarni keelay kha k apny breast hilany lagi. Sardar: ye kia kar rahi ho??? Sardarni: munnay k leay milk shake bana rahi hon…
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Vazhkayin ….….….Thathuvam:very good…You got it.Thedal than vayhkayin thathuvam.
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Sardar ji joined army and was given a gun. Sir: Is ki naali apni taraf karon ya dushman ki taraf. Major: Jis ki bhi taraf kar lo faida mulk ka hi ho ga .
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