Sardar New Funny SMS barish Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Continue ReadingSardar SMS / IMPOSSIBLE
Sardar Funny SMS Hitler Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna
Continue ReadingUrdu Funny Sardar SMS / hathora or keel
Hindi Funny Sardar SMS computer Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai
Continue ReadingHindi Funny Sardar SMS / phaasi
Urdu Funny Sardar SMS Police Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Continue ReadingSardar text messages / Examiner
English Funny Sardar SMS In bio practical Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don’t know. Examiner: You r failed, what’s your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Continue ReadingToyota Officially Passes GM As Planet’s Biggest Car Maker
After more than seven decades as the world’s largest automaker, General Motors (GM) officially loses the title on January 21, 2009, when it announces worldwide sales of 8.36 million cars and trucks in 2008, compared with Toyota’s 8.97 million vehicle sales that same year. However, the news wasn’t all rosy […]
Continue ReadingUrdu Funny SMS / PhooOss
Funny SMS pait kharab hai poooN poOOn!..Bhooo Bhoo!Bhoo Bhooo!….padar padar!….Pacharrr!Pacharrr!…Phoor phorPhooOss!Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai!
Continue ReadingIslamic SMS / ALLAH
Islamic SMS Messages ALLAH Maddad lafz ALLAh sadilon ko sukoon milta hai,Nigah-e-fikr to taza sha’ur milta hai,naeeb kesa bhi ho ya ALLAH maddad keh karALLAH se jo kuch bhi maango zaroor milta hai.
Continue ReadingGM Auctions Off Historic Cars
January 18, 2009, marks the final day of a weeklong auction in which auto giant General Motors (GM) sells off historic cars from its Heritage Collection. GM sold around 200 vehicles at the Scottsdale, Arizona, auction, including a 1996 Buick Blackhawk concept car for $522,500, a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro ZL-1 […]
Continue Readingurdu Funny SMS / Number
Funny SMS Text Messages girl friend apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mjheaj na sahi apna kal de do mjhekhushi do na do marzi tumhariapni kisi achi si girl friend ka Number de do mjhe
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Wife
English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection in In English / Women
English Adult SMS Four Animals & Women Four Animals found in women’s pantyA PUSSY,HARE,an ASS&…Occasionally a COCK
Continue ReadingFunny English Adult SMS / Honda CD 70
English Funny Adult SMS Manstural cycle Major Rohail: Want to have sex. Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle. Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Milking Machine
Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”
Continue ReadingAdult SMS / HORROR SCOPE
English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]
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