Latest Hindi Adult SMS Guram Larki Guram Larki Batoon say mugh ko Kam nahe! Choot ko mari Aram nahe!!1 Sakoon main Ana Chahti hay! Choot Chudwana Chahti hay. Jano buss kar Ub batain too!!! Hathoon say uss day Sakoon. Phir jub Chary Garmi to undar dall day Apni Charmi Phir […]
Continue ReadingUrdu Adult SMS / Ek Aourat
Adult SMS text messages Ek aourat Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the, parosan ne poocha kia hua? Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha
Continue ReadingFunny SMS / Atif Aslam
Funny SMS Text Messages Atif Aslam Atif Aslam In An Exam“Kuch Is Tarah“ Kuch Is Tarah…Teri Copy Meri Copy Se Milday..Answer Teray Saray…Meray Paper Pe Chapa De… Tu Her Ghari Her Waqat SIR Ke Saath Raha Hai..Haan Ye Jisam Bloody Fool Kaanp Raha Hai… Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray..Unhain To […]
Continue ReadingFunny SMS / 2 Punjabi
Funny SMS Text Messages 2 Punjabi 2 Punjabi Titianic Film Daihk Rahay Thay.. Fil Khatam Howi To Dono Kehnay Lagay.“Laa Das Aaa Ki Fil Hoi“Film Khatam Ho Gai Per SULTAN RAHi Nai Aya.. Always SmilinG
Continue ReadingSmoking SMS / Girl to Doctor
Smoking SMS Text Messages Girl to Doctor Girl to Doctor: Main jab cigrate peeti hun to ajeeb si becheni feel hoti hai main pehla kash lete hi apne shoes utar deti hun doosre kash main socks, 3rd kush main shirt or 4th main DOCTOR: bus ye lo gold leaf or […]
Continue ReadingLove SMS / KABI NA HATHON
Love SMS Text Messages KABI NA HATHON KABI NA HATHON SE HATH CHUTEY KHAYAL RAKHNA KABHI NA CHAHT KA MAN TOOTE KHAYAL RAKHNA HO JO MOHABBAT TO RANJISHO SE GURAIZ KARNA KISI KA NAZUL SA DIL NA TOOTE KHAYAL RAKHNA…..
Continue ReadingIslamic SMS / 1 larki ne
Islamic SMS Text Messages 1 larki ne 1 larki ne sakht bimari k alam me khuwab dekha k BIBI ZAINAB(A.S) usko pani deti hain subha jab larki jagi to woh sehatyab ho chuki thi or uske pas 1 tukra para hoa tha jis pe likha tha k ye mojza 13 […]
Continue ReadingBreak up SMS / Tmhen hamari
Break up SMS Text Messages Tmhen hamari Tmhen hamari belos wafain yaad aain gi,jab hum teri zaat k sehra se nikal jauin gy.
Continue ReadingFaraz SMS / ab to mar jane ko
Faraz SMS Text Messages ab to mar jane ab to mar jane ko jee karta hai farazhum jin ke the wo ab kisi aur ke hai
Continue ReadingFaraz SMS / dil jalta ha
Faraz SMS Text Messages dil jalta ha dil jalta ha to jalne day isko farazna rahy ga na wo yaad aaega
Continue ReadingPathan Jokes / Main teri Maa Hoti
Pathan Sms Main teri Maa Hoti Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga
Continue ReadingStudent SMS Jokes / Ghajni dekhne k baad
Ghajni dekhne k baad Bhai Log!!! Ghajini dekhne k baad mujhe andaza hua hai k Aapka Bhai bhi AAMIR KHAN se kuch kam nahi hai. Main bhi parhta hon,Samajhta hon. Phir 15 minute k baad sab bhool jata hon.
Continue ReadingRare Bugatti Found In British Garage
On this day in 2009, media outlets report that a rare unrestored 1937 Bugatti Type 57S Atalante Coupe has been found in the garage of a British doctor. A month later, on February 7, the car sold at a Paris auction for some $4.4 million. The black two-seater, one of […]
Continue ReadingThe Dark Knight Opens With Highest-Grossing Weekend
On this day in 2008, The Dark Knight, the fifth film in the big-screen Batman series, opens in theaters around the United States, six months after the death of one of its stars, Heath Ledger, who played the Joker. The Dark Knight beat out the previous record-holder, 2007’s Spider-Man 3, […]
Continue ReadingMTV’s The Real World Leaves Hollywood
On this day in 2008, the final episode of The Real World: Hollywood, a reality television show about seven young adults selected to live together, airs on MTV. Real World: Hollywood marked the 20th season of the pioneering reality program, which debuted in 1992 and went on to become MTV’s […]
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