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Insult Text Messages Palang Pe Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam NaiKabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat KhanePalang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
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New Funny Insult SMS meri DUA hAi meri DUA hAiKtUmhe. . . MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . . hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . . tUmhAry OpEr chArhy……. ;->
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Funny Adult SMS Saas Dulhun Shadi k 7 din baad,Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni? Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,
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Funny Text SMS Alvida Aasmaan KoAlvida Kese Kaho Ge..? . , . , . TaTa_Sky !
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New Hindi Funny SMS / Mallika Incumtax Officer Has Raha ThaClerk : Kya HuaOffi : Mallika Ka Letter HaiC : Toh?O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
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New Funny SMS Judge Aur Chor Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..? Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur! Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
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Adult Fun SMS 1 Lady Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha! Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho, Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
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Latest Adult SMS 1 Saab Nay 1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres Chala Kar Daki Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami “Azad“ Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay…
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Hindi Adult SMS Messages Ek larkay ne Ek larkay ne apne baap k takiye k neeche viagara ki goli rakhi or sath paper rakh diya jis pe likha tha,Ager gift acha lagey to raat ko mere takiye k neeche 100 rs akh denasubha larkay ne dekha to 1100 rs they […]
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Latest Urdu Adult SMS Ek Aourat Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?Hakeem : haanAourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha
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Adult SMS Text Messages little brother if u wanna little brother ……if u wanna little brother thenkick ur dad and fuck ur mother………
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