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Allways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this.
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The wind The wind The naughty wind That blows the girl’s skirt high But the nature is clever It sends dust with the wind To close the boy’s eyes.”;-)
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Starring : Matt Damon … Edward WilsonAngelina Jolie … Margaret ‘Clover’ RussellAlec Baldwin … Sam MurachTammy Blanchard … LauraBilly Crudup … Arch CummingsRobert De Niro … Bill SullivanKeir Dullea … Senator John Russell, Sr.Michael Gambon … Dr. FredericksMartina Gedeck … Hanna SchillerWilliam Hurt … Philip AllenTimothy Hutton … Thomas WilsonMark […]
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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U” Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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