************************************************ Luv v/s Exam…Luv: 1 Of d hardest thngs coz u hv thoughts dat u cn’t xpress..:-)Exam: Still Harder coz u dn’t hv any thought, still u hv 2 xpress…. ************************************************ Six things boys do in exam hall : 1.Counting No of Girls. 2. Sighting the Lady Superviser. 3. Counting […]

************************************************ Life is what happens when you plan to do other things– John Lennon ************************************************ Learn from the mistakes of others …you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves !! ************************************************ A person should not be too honest. “Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed […]

************************************************ A Wife removd hr jeans,threw at her husband n said MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFEBoy also remvd his jeans,threw at d girl &saidWASH BOTH D JEANS …… ************************************************ Angry Wife Staring at her Husband in the morning.!Husband : “Sure, I knowWhat Day It Is. . . .The Day […]

************************************************ Father to youngSon :Son, You shouldNever Lie.One Lie begets Another Lie,then Another Lie andBefore You Know It,You’re A LAWYER. ************************************************Teenage boy to his father : Here is my Report Cardand a List I’ve compiledof entrepreneurs whoNever Finished theirHigh School. ******************************************** While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-yr […]

************************************************ A Superb Thought :“I Will be a Reason forone’s HappinessandNot be aPart of it andI Will be a Part ofone’sSadness andNot be a Reason for it”. ************************************************ Excellent Thought:”Its not ur mistakeif u can’t read the eyes which cheats u But..“Its really ur mistake if u can’t read the […]

************************************************Success is theability to get alongwith people andaheadof others.Good Morning.Have a SUCCESSFUL Day.Take Care.************************************************If the obstacle is below,jump over andif it’s above you,crawl under it.Good Morning.Have a LOVELY Day.Take Care.************************************************Everything happens to everybody sooner orlater,if there istime enough.Good Morning.Have a CHEERFUL Day.Take Care.************************************************Think of how stupidthe average person isand realisehalf […]

LOVE SMS You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always… » L O V E L = Lake of SorrowsO […]

******************************************* Lovely friendship is like standing on the wet cement, longer u stay harder it is 2 leave and if u try 2 go, u cant go without leaving ur footprint ******************************************* “If u trust sumone, trust till the end; whatever d results may be”In the end either u’ll have […]

*******************************************Customer : Waiter, is this a Lamb chop or a Pork chop.? Waiter : Can’t you tell the Difference by Taste.?Customer: I Can’t.Waiter: Then does itreally matter?******************************************* Customer : Waiter, thissoup tastes FunnyWaiter: Funny? But thenWhy aren’t you Laughing.?*Waiter, Do you Serve Crabs? Waiter: Please sit, weServe Everyone*******************************************

************************************************ Reality of life:People dont change when u tell them better option,they change only when they realise there is no other option.! ************************************************A true message for life :-Care should be in Heart and not in Words…Anger should be in Words and not in Heart…************************************************“If you sweat more during practice, you […]