Son: Papa, aap ko yaad hai, aap ne kaha tha ke Ager mein Exam mein pass ho jaaon ga, To mujhe 5000 Rs. do ge. Father: Haan. Son: Good News hai, Aap ke 5000 Rs. bach gaye..
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Geo larkiyon Geo….!
Best Sms of the year. “A mother makes her son “Gentle” in 20 years, But…. A girl can make him “Mental” in 20 seconds. Geo larkiyon Geo….! Aur Jeenay Do…!
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Ruthi hai aise woh hum se…!
Faraz arz karte hein: Ke ruthi hai aise woh hum se jaise hum such mein use mana lein ge, * * Itna waqt kon zaaya kare yaar, Itne mein to doosri pata lein ge…..
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Ik mulaqat zaroori hai sanam.
Teacher: Zinda rehne ke liye kya cheez zaroori hai? Student: Zinda rehne ke liye teri Kasam… Ik mulaqat zaroori hai sanam…!!
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Atif’s Song
Chaar dino ka Exam O Rabba, Lambi parhaayi, Lambi parhaayi, Parhne mein dil mera laage kabhie na, Parhne se Jaan meri jaaye hamesha, Kitne zamane baad O Rabba, Tuition lagaya, Tuition lagaya, Classon mein apni soya raha mein, Teacheron se roz roz pir ke mein aya, Kitna pita hoon, Sooj […]
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2255. kickfull day sms
kickfull day sms“Anbu” Ennum BAR-il “Panbu” Ennum BEER Oothi “Pasam”Ennum SIDE DISH odu “friendship” Ennum DRINKS Adippom…Cheers…Have a kickFULL day.
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2254. ability and character sms
ability and character smsThe differencebetweenAbility andCharacter is,-Ability will get usto the Top…..But,Character wilallow us to stay at the Top..
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2253. sms about number 7
sms about number 77″ is great number.Because“7” colours make RAINBOW.“7” swara makes MUSIC..“7” day make a WEEK..&7 letters make us..“FRIENDS
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2251. smile sms for pay
smile sms for payNothing wil b free in this world including my msg; So, i’ve decided to charge for my msg… And the cost is.., “Your smile” Pay a cute smile now…
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Bewaqoof kon??
Larki (apni maan se): Aj mein ne aik larky ko be-waqoof banaya. Maan: Wo kaisy??? Larki: Mein ne us ka 500 aik note apni sandal mein chhupa lia aur wo be-waqoof 2 ghanty tak meri BRA mein dhondta raha…
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Titanic
Bush pathan se: Tum hum ko Osama do ham tum ko Titanic wali larki de ga. Pathan: Hum tum ko Osama de ga par hamein Titanic wali larki nahi larka chaiye…
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Sexy zamana
Teacher: batao ye kon sa zamana hay mein naha raha hon wo naha rahay hain tum naha rahay ho sub naha rahay hain??? Student: sir, bara hi sexy zamana hay…
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Milk shake
Sardarni keelay kha k apny breast hilany lagi. Sardar: ye kia kar rahi ho??? Sardarni: munnay k leay milk shake bana rahi hon…
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2250. good night messages
good night messages“Every new idea is a joke. Until, one man achieves it.”Gud Nìght with a Swt drmz… Take Çàre…
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