Donkey SMSAll Flower don’t represent Love But Rose Did ItAll Animals cannot speak but Parrot did itAll donkeys Cannot read But U did it
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2249. Donkey SMS
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Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages
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2247. forwarded miss you sms
forwarded miss you smsI heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned to see who it was, I noticed it was alone, then realized it was my heart beat telling me “I MISS U”
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2246. Happy Anniversary for Lover
Happy Anniversary for LoverThat special day is here againThe day we took our vowsYou’re just as special to me todayAs you still get me aroused.Happy Anniversary Lover
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Sardar and Bill Gates
Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi v Kamal ho! Bill Gates: Why? Sardar: Tusi naam tey Bill Gates rakhye aye, tey Business tusi WINDOWS da karde ho.
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Human Brain
Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world. It works 24 hrs a day. 365 days in a year. But It stops only when * U enter in examination hall Or * U get married!
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Faida mulk ka hi ho ga
Sardar ji joined army and was given a gun. Sir: Is ki naali apni taraf karon ya dushman ki taraf. Major: Jis ki bhi taraf kar lo faida mulk ka hi ho ga .
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Insufficient Balance
Sardar jee ne call milaii to awaaz aaiii, ” Aap ka balance is call ke liye na kafi hai, please apna account recharge karye “ Sardar: Koi baat nahi behan, aap ka shukriya jo aap ne mujh se baat ki.
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Business
Train me ek chinease k sar per ek machar betha tha, chinease us machar ko pakar kar kha gaya…. Saamne bethe hua memon ne jub ye dekha to apnay sar per se ek machar pakar kar chinease ko bola: Ye machar khareedo ge …
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Bhabhi
Urdu ki teacher ne class me bachon se kaha: ” Woh daikh khubsorat larki khari hai ” , Is jumlay ko apne alfaaz me istamaal kariye….. Student: ” Woh daikho tumhari bhabi khari hai “
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Mehman Nawazi
Memon to his Guest: Aur sunaoo, kiya piyo ge?? Thanda ya Garam Mehmaan: Dono piyon ga Memon: Shazia beta , 1 glass Freezer se Aur 1 glass Geezer se paani le aao…
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Najoomi
Najoomi ek larkay ka haath daikhte hue bole….. Najoomi: Beta tum buhat parho ge Larka: Abay parh to mai 5 saal se raha hon, ye bata ke pass kub hon ga .
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Money back gurantee
A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo..” Customer: Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis…
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Sardar and Auto
Auto Wala: Sahab!30 Rupee Hue Sardar: Le 15 Rupee Auto Wala: Sahab,Ye To Baimani He Sardar: Abe Baimani Kaisi? Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai..
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Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
Sardaar: Doctor sahab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Sardaar: To phir theek hai doctor sahab warna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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