Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages

MQM in Heaven

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If MQM goes to Jannat, the news will be: 1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom! 2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada! 3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi! 4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki […]


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Jiye Muttehda….

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Andhi machani hai to PPP mein jaao. Munafiqat pehlani hai to MMA mein jaao. Dolat banani hai to PML-N mein jaao. Lota giri karni dikhani hai to PML-Q mein jaao. Lutya dubwani hai to ST mein jaao. Manshiyat ki dukan lagani hai to ANP mein jaao. Izzet gawani hai to […]


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Sardar SMS – Pathan SMS

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Sardar jee Driving on the Wrong side of the Road & He became upset & said “SHIT” I m Late To The Function Everyone is coming back. Sardar to Pathan:Tell me any 5 animals that live in water Pathan: Duck Sardar:Theek hai aur batao? Pathan: Duck ki ammi,abbu,bhai aur behan […]


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Urdu Funny SMS

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Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho, Larki : Choro na ! Larka : Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain, Larki : Choro na tum be ! Larka :itni dair se chor hi tou rah hoon. Nichy ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai |||| Danda hai.Sar Pr mar loMsg krty nahe […]


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Malayalam SMS Messages

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Aval oru moolippattu paady,Njan kaathorthirunnu…Aval onnu kadichu,Njan pulanju poyi..Aval valichu kudichu,Njan annangadekidannu…Aval kuninju,Njan purakiloode adichu…”how”Aval pulanju,’Chey’ Ente dehathellamaayi… ‘HAAVOO” ‘KOTHUK” chathu. Shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi tajmahal ketti…mandan! Njanariyunnengil mumthasinteormakkayi avalude aniyathiye kettiyene!


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Malayalam SMS Collection

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Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu VechorurenChillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende……Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..chipsum ennapoleThottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone.. I love u da! NinneKanathe jevikanvayya!Ninte adutheephozhum samsarikanthonnunu…! Ninne enikenashta pedumoda…!I Love U…Miss U..da,1000 UMMA…daInganeyane Daily‘SANIYA MIRZA’msgayakunathe ! Enthacheyka.Sowndaryamundayal ethakuzhapam. Ninakupinne aa Preshnamellalo….


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Malayalam SMS

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Alleppy passenger time 7.30Kottayam passenger 7.45Kollam Passenger 18.25Jan shatabdii 17.40Rajadhani Exp 1.35Kerala Exp 15.45Venad 17.15Kurla Exp 14.10Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli……train etra ennam undennariyamo….?Onnu thala vechu kooode…????????? Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?Chirichal kanatha pallundo?Marakkan pattatha thettudo?Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??


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