2207. UKG terror guys sms


UKG terror guys smsUKG terror guys..Son: Nan School poga maten Mom: eduku?Son : vela seiya poren Mom : UKG padichitu ena velai seiya pora? Son: LKG girlsku tution eduka po(…..)


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2206. principal students fun sms jokes


principal students fun sms jokesPrincipal to Students: U Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hrs a DayStudent: Impossible Sir!Collage is Only for 6 Hrs!Principal : ?????


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life never leaves you empty


Life never leaves you empty. It always replaces everything you lost. If it asks you to put something down, It’s because it wants you to pick up something greater.


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pyari si good morning


Pyari si sweet nindiya k baad. Raat k kuch sapno k baad. Subah ki kuch nayi umeedon k saath. Dunya mein kuch apno k saath. Aapko pyari si Good Morning.


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2205. so sweet good night sms message


so sweet good night sms messageStars+moon= romantic night,Birds+sky=lovely day, forest+animals =beautiful world,U+UR SMILE=SO SWEET. Gud night


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2204. powercut tamil sms


powercut tamil smsCurrent pona Ellarum Torch edupanga, Candle edupanga, Match box edupanga..Nee mattum yen Chellam unga appa pocketla irunthu kaasa edukura? THAPPU MATHAPPU…


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2203. sardarji lift sms joke


sardarji lift sms jokeSardarji Waiting at bus stop.One gentleman came there by Bike & asked :”You want lift?”SARDARJI says,” No thanks, my house is in ground floor”..


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2202. Advance Aprilfool sms


Advance Aprilfool sms31st March Or 1st aprilFool is Fool dosnt matter.Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyfulFool Day to the King of Fools


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2201. SMS for anniversary


SMS for anniversaryIt’s a very special occasion…Marking the celebration…Of our togetherness…Here’s wishing you my love…A very Happy Anniversary!


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Indian Politics SMS – Sonia Gandhi SMS


Top Ten list …If Sonia Gandhi becomes the Prime Minister…. 10.There will be branches of Olive Garden all over Indiaand they will be called OZinda Bagicha!! 9. Their only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan andit will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!! 8. All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling […]


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Zardari Tarana SMS


Zardari ki zameen shad bad,Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad, Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad, Benazir dunya se farar,Parchamay sitara-o-Halal, Khoon main ranga sara saal,Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal, Saye-e-America,Sar pe Sawar!


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Asif Ali Zardari Jokes


2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.Kisi ne pucha.“Kyon Maar Diya?”Usne maayusi se jawab diya.Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. Zardar Celebrating His […]


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Zardari Poertry SMS


Aik Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]


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