Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages

Pistol

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Aik dost dosre se : Mein car may ja raha tha ke dakoon ne meri car rok li, Meri ghari aur naqdi cheen li yahan tak ke meri car bhi cheen lii. Dosra doost : Lekin tumhare pass to pistol thii na? Pehla dost : Shukar hai un ki nazar […]


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Sardar talk about Snow Business

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1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis main ziada profit ho ? 2nd Sardar: Aisa ker sardiyo’n mein sasti Baraf le ker garmiyo’n mein baich de …


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Clever Son

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Ek Admi ny apny betay sy kaha……. “Beta! mujhy yaad nai aa raha ky kabhi tum ny aisa kam kia ho jis sy mera sir ooncha ho gaya ho” Betay ny jawab dia…..” Daddy! yad kijiay main ny ek baar app ky sir ky neechy teen takkiay rakhy thy”


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Trust

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MAHA ko dieting ka shoq tha, mom le i SUFI SUFI pe aetmad jo tha.. subha hui to na MAHA thi na SUFI.. * * 3 saal baad maha mili sath mei HABIB or SULTAN bhi teh.. or karo SUFI pe aetmaad..!!!


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Stress Reliever…

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Stress Reliever… Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.


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Sardar ki shaadi

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Aik sardar dosre se “main aur meri girlfriend shadi kar rahay hain” Doosra: “wow, shadi kab hai…..? Sardar: “meri 21 april aur uski 13 june ko.


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2295. goodmorning gift sms

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goodmorning gift smsHello, wakeup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!


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2294. logical insult sms

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logical insult smsMonths12CriketPlayers11Fingers10Planets9Corner s8Wonders7Senses6Oceans5Directions4Seasons3E yes2LOVELY Ppl1….Not”U”Only”ME”


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2292. bean in drug store

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WHILE IN A DRUG STOREMr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!


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2291. happy friends sms

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happy friends smsA FRIEND is one, who 4gives before u say sorry, understands when u say i 4got, waits 4ever when u say 1min, n stays when u say leave me alone. happy frnds


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