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An EngineeringQuestion paper…
What is the solutionfor 2+2.?
Options :
A) 4
B) Four
C) IV
D) 4.0
Now you realiseWhy Engineersget arrears.?! :)

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A Man throws someButter out of his window.?
You know why.?………….bcoz he wanted to See Butterfly..
!!no no.. Control yourself…

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Ques. :
What is thenext thing one shouldDo after
Winning an Argument with the Wife.?????Ans. :.Apologise …

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Ques. : What’s theDifference betweenan Alcoholic
anda Stoner.?Ans. : An Alcoholic runs through a Stop Sign.
A Stoner Waits forit to Turn to Green.

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Ques.: What do youcall a girl who is cute,hot,
intelligent, understanding, sweet,
caring not possessive,never jealousand a great cook.?Ans.: A Rumour.!

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Ques: What Four Animals does a Woman like tohave in her House.?
Ans: A Tiger in Beda Mink in her Closeta
Jaguar in her Garage and a Jackass to pay for it all

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Question : What do you Do when a PAKI
Throws aHand Grenade at You.?????
Answer : Pull The Pin and Throw it Back.!

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