Teacher:
Kia Aap Bata Sakte Hain K Pathano K Kitne Jokes Hain?
Pathan:
Bohat Dair Sochne K Baad Bola:
Mushkil Se 2 Ya 3!
Baki Sab Sachay Waqiaat Hain
1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla
Chupke Se Janat Me Gia
Farishtay Ne Bohat Mara
Pathan:
Oh Bhai Main Janati Ho
Main Dozakh May Gul Khan
Se Naswar Lene Gya Tha.