Santa asks Taxi Driver:
“Golden Temple jaoge?”
Taxi driver:
“Haan jaonga…”
Santa ne pocket se lifafa nikala
“Wapsi waqt mere liye langar le aana…!”
Santa, ghabraiya huya Police
ke paas jaata hai
“Koi mujhe phone par dhamkata hai”
Police, “Kaun!?”
“TATA/HUTCH/RELIANCE… waale! Kehte hain ki….
Bill de do varna kaat denge”
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah mere
Clinic ke bahar khade hokar aurto
Ko kyon ghurte ho?!
Santa: Aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
“Aurton ko dekhne ka samay Subah 9 se 12”
Santa telescope se aasman dekh raha tha
Banta use dhyaan se dekh raha tha
Tabhi 1 tara toot tuttaa
Banta could not control…
WAH BOSS!
KYA NISHANA MARA HAI!
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