Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !
Wife:What is 10 years with me?Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me?Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin.Husband:Wait a second
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bolak sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.BIWI : Ek dum.Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”
Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.wife :Apka pajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,’vahan likha tha,sharer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen…!
dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
Wife running after a garbage truck said: “Am I too late for the garbage? “ Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!
Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.Friend – didnt you follow them?Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !
santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
SAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai? JAWAAB: Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
Sardarni: ‘Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain’ Sardar: Hud! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.
