Working on the mental ward can become a little hectic – but this doctor knows how to take everything as it comes. During his usual morning rounds he stopped by the two top patients that act the strangest. He found Patient his first patient sitting on the floor, pretending to […]
Do you know all about April 1? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day? On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they’ve just finished a long March! What’s the best […]
Q. What washes up on very small beaches? A. Microwaves! Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? A. A hole! Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move? A. The road! Q. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take […]
If you can’t be a pine on top of the hill,Be a scrub in the valley – but beThe best little scrub by the side of the hill,Be a bush, if you cannot be a tree. If you cannot be a bush, be a bit of the grassAnd some highway […]
Forget the negative and put your trust in the positive. When your senses are engaged on goodness, then you will create light and fragrance, when engaged in impurity you create smoke and darkness. A man who possesses cheerfulness my not utter even a word, but those who come into contact […]
